Am I the only one getting a little annoyed with all the side-chick stuff?
@Leprechaun Giant, I am annoyed too. Why do people feel the need to be in multiple "relationships" that are really just friends with benefits with the addition of buying them things. Goddamn find a girl you like and make her happy. Dumb side-chick shjt.
@sombrero mop, back in ye olden days we gentlemen courted multiple ladies with the understanding that they would be secure in knowing that we had the sense to choose the best woman for ourselves, and that if they were not chosen, then eventually they would he by some other gentleman more suited to her. Your new-fangled "side chick" business seems similar. The only difference I see is that your modern women are insecure, necessitating that they be kept secret from each other, lest the gentleman be put into jeopardy.
@Captain Swordsman, That's why its stupid nowadays. To them its "We're not cheating, but we're cheating."
@Captain Swordsman, for maximum effect read this in the voice of Esbern "the man who narrates the Skyrim trailer". Also pronounce "ye" as "thee".
@Leprechaun Giant, is this the new thing if so im getting real behind on the times
@Captain Swordsman, That sounds reasonable but it seems more like he is as involved with one as any other he is courting. The side-chick thing seems to me to imply you have a main relationship but this is on the side and hidden from the main. They are not equal.
@sombrero mop, like, I can't even get one girl to like me. How in the hell am I supposed to get two!?
@Leprechaun Giant, Exactly. Side-chicks are essentially people you're cheating on, but buying them things and having sex with them makes it ok for some unknown reason.
@Country Tyler, some advice, remind them of the fact that there is something like 53% in the country which means eventually they might end up alone seeing how there are millions more of them than there are of us to go around
*puts on sunglasses*
@Captain Swordsman, Back in ye olden days we kept our fellow man in the bondage of slavery.
@Leprechaun Giant, well my side chick is just a chick I f8}k randomly. I don't really do any relationship type things like, go out on dates, hangout, etc. Just strictly sexual.
@WishIWasDrunk, That sounds like a more fitting definition than this picture. I give you one interweb
@sombrero mop, you see the term friends with benefits bothers me. Isn't a relationship supposed to be with two people who get along have similar interests while having the perks of doing "the naughty"? I think that defines a friend (minus the naughty).
@Leprechaun Giant, @sombrero mop, I see what youre saying and agree with all of my heart and soul on that aspect. But as far as funnypics, its a joooooooke *makes rainbow with fingers*
@Captain Swordsman, courting maybe. Because a woman could have multiple suitors as well. However, in my mind, side chick implies you were in an exclusive relationship similar to ye old engagement or what marriage was before open marriages (polygamy and polyandry have been cultural norms in some places for a while so I'm not even considering those)
@Leprechaun Giant, gais it was a joke
@AulaniKhaleesi, gaiz it was un joken
@Country Tyler, I always wondered why my exs side chick, or side chicks in general, would put up with it. She was fully aware of me (even before I was of her) and she literally was planning their wedding because of course she was different and he'd never cheat on her...
@Captain Swordsman, It is a joke but it's based on a term that has become popular of late and is being joked to death
@Jdrawer, good point! Things that the majority thought were okay back in the day are no longer acceptable! Smart thinking!
@Leprechaun Giant, nope. Really any of these pic that have writing on them and seem to be English but really aren't.
Who read this far?
Pretty sure God does not approve of side chicks
@ GematriaDragoon, "Be fruitful and multiply" - God, The Bible.
I see Daquan is walking with the Lord now
Life is hard for Derrick, seeing as his head has somehow become a star. Poor Derrick. Maybe one day it'll change back.
And on the eighth day, God created side chick, and he saw that it was good
Booty next pic