It's his last heart. If you friendzone him, it'll kill him.
@Master Alucard, Better not kill him then.
@Master Alucard, won't it kill him either way? Unless she gives her heart back
@Master Alucard, yeah that's backwards. He'd die if she didn't friendzone home
@Master Alucard, *friendzones*
@Master Alucard, it's just because your fat and gay - pink giy
I'll give you my link?
@stealthapotomous, my life bar?
My green tunic?
My smug grin?
@stealthapotomous, the link to mix tape (🔥), fam
NO! Do you know how much grass I chopped for this?!
He has a raging heart-on for you
About 10 days late. The day of giving hearts was the 14th!
@Arcanine in a tophat, You don't give hearts away all year? *Stuffs human heart back in pouch* Noted.
@Arcanine in a tophat, and it was my bday!!!
@Madder Red, I break hearts all year long ;)
@Sandwich of Death, happy birthday!!
@Arcanine in a tophat, yeeee!! Ty!!!
@Sandwich of Death, Hello my loyal subject.
@SandwichPrince, mmmmmyeeeeeeeaaahhhhhhhh!!!! UNNACCEPTABLEEEEEE!!! I serve no one.
I must be the side babe if you're only giving me half a heart
i give my hero of time, link, destroyer of evil, wielder of the master sword, savior of the princess, hyrule, and termina, keeper of the triforce of courage to you?
But if they (us?) take it, he'll die... Right?
A half heart? Cheap ass. *slams door shut*
No pink don't do it you have so much to live for