Guys, I've only been commenting six months but I have just reached an important milestone… I have my very own personal downvote troll! 1Reyesda has down-voted every single post I have made recently, going out of their way to downvote every post I make here, without exception. I am so very touched and honored to have my very own DV troll!!! It means a lot to me and I just wanted to say something in appreciation. 1Reyesda, would you like to take my junk out of your mouth long enough to also make a statement?
@DarkSock, congrats dude
@Cromptank, I know, right? I told myself I wasn't going to cry… I just feel so special
@DarkSock, My wife is my down vote troll. In life
@Khal Draigo, hmmm...you got me wondering if 1Reyesda is mah ex...?
@DarkSock, I had 4, (whom shall remain nameless) but I just got over it. Just don't let it get to you, just ignore it
@DarkSock, it's been happening to a lot of people recently, including me. But congrats man
@DarkSock, did he down vote this comment also?
@Window Cleaner, not yet… Frankly, I'm getting a little worried…😯
@MrWonka, you had four?!? Bloody favoritism…
@DarkSock, This is like the bar mitzvah for a funny pics user. You are now a man. Everyone has one at a time or another, I've had my share. Welcome to the club.
@DarkSock, how do you check who's downvoted?
@DarkSock, I know your excitement right now man, but treasure your troll before he gets banned. I had one not to long ago and he got banned only yesterday, but I already have a new one so its okay. Just remember, love him, cherish him, and don't feed him after midnight.
@DarkSock, it's all good, they hate us cuz they anus man.
@DarkSock, how did you find out? Did you check the logs on all of your comments?
@GinSan, I am omnipotent. I think that's the word my ex used as her reason for leaving me
@DarkSock, well you've just earned yourself an upvote troll
@MrWonka, Happening to me aswell
@MrWonka, I'd just like to say that a long time ago, I down voted one of your comments, and you replied saying I was a down vote troll. I just want to say that it was the only one of your comments that I down voted, and that I meant no harm in doing it. I hope we can still be friends.
@Praetor, you're cool man, don't worry.
@DarkSock, how can you tell who has downvoted you?
@ThiefOfLight, if you use the iOS app, there's a feature where it shows your activity, listing who has upvoted your comments and pictures and also who has Downvoted them. It really lessened the downvoting that happened before the update
@MrWonka, this really upsets me. Why haven't us android users gotten this.
@DarkSock, you assume that your posts did not deserve a down vote.
@Khal Draigo, I'm sorry. I think you're doing marriage wrong
@Apathy, you assume that I assume that...I assume that you do anyway.
@MrWonka, I'm glad this hasn't been forwarded to the Android app yet. I would feel bad for downvoting if it had. I always like to downvote comments that I believe are untrue, but most people didn't think about it logically or rationally to realize it was a comment that should actually have been downvoted for being misleading, and the high number of upvotes it had would make people believe it was true when it in fact is false. Downvoting creates a reason for debate in which the community can observe logical reasoning behind the downvote and understand they may have been a little too quick to press that upvote button, and switch to a downvote.
@BunnyGruff, Actually downvotes are pretty much ignored as long as you don't spam downvotes
@ThiefOfLight, It's in your feed, wait.
@arachnidsGrip Vriska, I don't seem to have that, being an android user and all...
@I am Levi, this is the weirdest thread ever
No, I have a contraption called "socks"
@Solidus, it feels good though, being barefoot
@Solidus, both work for... watch charging
@Solidus, would you describe your socks as being white cotton...or...something...därkęr?
No, there's always nasty dirt in there and it feels awful. That's why I use your mom instead.
But... What about the couch monsters that always steals the remote?
You are brave, I fear that which lurks in the unknown
But but but the cucuy, he hides everywhere
I shove other parts of my body in the couch...
@MEMEPLAYA, i'm more of an ottoman man myself… Especially if it is corduroy...Pro tip, go against the grain
Aren't you worried about all the spiders in there?
This is half the reason I don't own a bed.
From the thumbnail, I thought this picture was about some fat hairy dude and his rolls.... Oops...
Just the tip
I stick something else down there
I used to do this until I caught a fat spider between my toes one day
I did ... Until I saw a spider crawl out one day
Produces couch patronus. "Always".
Every. Single. Time.