He was also a British spy during WWII who seduced women to learn Nazi secrets. And then he wrote Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
@Sexy Homunculus, our hero
@Sexy Homunculus, Also before that, he served in the RAF, crashed a Gladiator recon-fighter in the desert, went to the hospital for reconstructive surgery, and returned to active duty to take part in the defense of Malta with the remains of his squadron flying a new Hawker Hurricane. He then shot down 2 He111s and was discharged from the RAF after the persistent migraines hindered his flying ability.
He served as a diplomatic liason in the US for the remainder of the war.
Then, he married a Hollywood movie star and settled down to write children's books.
He wrote a book about it called, "Going Solo". Highly recommend it.
@Sexy Homunculus, and then he wrote adult novels, look up the definition of "snozberries"
@Sexy Homunculus, Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory
@Sexy Homunculus, Did you know he hated and never watched Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory?
@Sexy Homunculus, thats a god damn hero right there!
@PoliticsSniper, I'm starting to.... believe... that you are.... just slightly stretching the truth....
@Lt Dubble Bubble, Read the book
What a way to go
Im not sure if this is sad or funny so im just gonna clap *slow clap*
Those will be my last words
That's how I wanna go
@Solidus, DEATH BY SNU-SNU
@Solidus, me too, chock full of morphine
I don't know about my last words, but my first words were "oh shjt"
Like a champ
My last words will be this joke I've been telling my family for years.
This man is my childhood 😢
I read this guy's autobiography. Such a cool man.