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"Happy birthday to me... Happy birthday to me... Oh please let the be Martians... I am so very lonely..."
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Scumbag Martians, can't even come thru to wish Curiosity happy birthday -shakes head in disapproval-
@The Creepy Uncle, one year on Mars is 687 earth days. So they were just 322 days too short.
I have to do the same thing ;(
@FistingFireman, #relatable
And draw Mars dicks
I bet it's super erie, like the music playing in WALL-E.
Anybody else automatically give Curiosity Glados' voice from Portal?
@VinnieC, yissss
@VinnieC, I give it ClapTrap's from Borderlands
THEY FOUND WATER ON MARS
But it's not sentient thus incapable of feeling lonely
@horker orgy, yeah but the nerdy scientists who programmed it to do that are sentient, and would thus realize how sad that would be.
Forever alone
I used to sing happy birthday but I didn't have any friends so when I got to the name I started the song over in an infinite loop.
"Happy birthday to me... Happy birthday to me... Oh please let the be Martians... I am so very lonely..."