Man and woman sit close on bench to protect from cold. Woman ask "what you like more, me or potato?" Man answer "you". Woman not believe and ask why. Man say "because potato just dream. You not." But is no man. Woman hallucinate from starve.
@Latvian Comedian, that was almost beautiful... Then I was reminded that there is no joy in within these stories, only death
@Latvian Comedian, I gotta admit.. I have thought your jokes were just plain overrated... but this one made me laugh!
@Latvian Comedian, the prodigal son returns
@Latvian Comedian, u back!!
@Latvian Comedian, I miss you man. 😂
@Latvian Comedian, Are you "Snytbaggen" by chance? Cause this joke was submitted to Reddit by that user name under the title "Latvia love story" like 2 years ago...
@Poser Pete, No, I wrote the joke (and many others) a few years ago for an AP Euro research project on Latvia. I found the original few jokes on a blog when doing research and then shared some over time on my personal Facebook. I guess someone on my friends list had been screenshotting them and had been posting them somewhere because I started to see them all over the place. I did not write all of the jokes, however, some are ones I've enjoyed so much, I had to share them here.
@Latvian Comedian, cool man, cheers
@Latvian Comedian, #bestcomments
"Now if you'll excuse me, your mother needs me to be her armaDILDO"
@your new dad , "now If you'll excuse me, your mother needs to use my armASaDILDO"
HOLY SHOOT, THIS UPDATE IS NUTS
Just got the new update it gonna take some getting used to.
NOOOOOOOOOO the app just updated for my HTC One M8. The logo is new, the layout is new, everything thing is NEW! And I am sad.
@RTrippy , It's a whole new world!
@StuckPixel, It's not the world we want, but the one we deserve.
I just got FP updated and it is soooooo different! :)
@Lt Dubble Bubble, But... how do you update???
Dont like the new design. How do i save to favourites? So confusing now
@volence, Upvote the image!
@volence, Upvotes and favorites are now the same thing. …Because apparently that was a good idea.
I'm not even mad at this. Just a little disappointed.
@Pensi, don't you mean #Boo?
@StereotypicalAnomaly, you're right #Boo
So dad jokes aren't just for humans... Or huwomans
This picture sucks
Hi ardisappointedillo, I'm son
Or or or "I'm not mad son I'm ARMADILLO dissapointed"
Woah, what the hell happened to the app design? (Im on a galaxy tab 3, sorry)
Sorry... went to far for that joke and lost my attention
Dad Jokes: they're not just exclusive to humans
Hi I'm sorry I lied, I'm dad.