Ok so short story time! So I recently lost my virginity and my girlfriend is a week late so...any words of wisdom from this nice community?
@not ur perants, pray.
@not ur perants, If she is pregnant, it looks like time to do some major growing up.
@not ur perants, How old are you?
@not ur perants, have her buy a pregnancy test and take it
@not ur perants, You also might have to change your username
@not ur perants, if she is pregnant, do NOT skip out on her. There's nothing more pathetic than a guy who can't be responsible. I don't think you're going to skip out on her, but it isn't the right thing to do. Oh also, change your username.
@not ur perants, if she's pregnant then it is time to be a man. I was a teenage father, and it's not easy, but you can make it if you realize everything you do from this point forward is for that little boy or girl. Devote your life to making them happy and you will be a great dad.
@not ur perants, Scroll forward about 4 pics
@not ur perants, well You'll be fine if you've grown your condom. You have grown one right? Right?!
@not ur perants, is your name Brian by any chance?
@not ur perants, Speak with her about possible futures. You can't undo what's been done, so spazzing out - while an expected and reasonable reaction - isn't going to solve anything. Think about what you'll do if she is pregnant. Will you keep the baby, and if so, how will you support it? Would you prefer to put them up for adoption, and if so, what does it take to get there? Consider all possibilities, and choose the one you feel is right. Remember, if you don't think you're ready for a child, then it's better for the child to go to a home that is ready. It's a responsible choice, there's no shame in saying you're not ready. If you are ready to raise a child, then kudos! Make sure you have a good support system of friends and family, and you'll be ok. I'm not going to recommend abortion - there's always a better choice, so long as the mother's health isn't in question - but that would be a decision between you and your partner.
@not ur perants, Also, remember that you have a groovy community of commenters here for moral support and advice.
@SimonPetrikov, thank you so much. All of these comments have been very helpful. Simons especially. I love how close this community is. Thank you all and wish me luck. From this point on i'm leaving the shadows of the comment section. Thank you all for moral support.
@not ur perants, don't sweat anything until you have to. Women can be late on their period for a number of reasons (one of which including stressing about not getting your period). You'll be okay dude. Use protection next time
@not ur perants, should have wrapped it. I only say that, because I was a young one, having young ones... you might dodge a bullet, but now you might have to grow up faster than you should have. It sucks, because I know... the only advice from someone that knows is... now you'll have to think about a baby and not yourself. It sucks, I truly know!
@not ur perants, every time I've been with a virgin, she's been about a week late, just because her body was adjusting to being sexually active. That MAY be the case. If she wasn't a virgin, just you, then yeah, you are probably going to have to grow up quickly. "I don't hope it's a boy, I just hope it's black" -Daniel Tosh.
@not ur perants, I've had the same scare. Recently too. One week... Even two weeks late. Scared the shjt out of me. We were both having to discuss options. Needless to say There are a number of reasons why she could be late. Make sure you have a close support system and think things through before you do them.
I've dodged some BULLETS. And I don't intend to anymore these past two months I've vowed to wrap it before I tap it. Just learn to think ahead is all.
I wish you the best of luck dude. Let me know how it goes.
@not ur perants, Hey man, women can be late for tons of reasons. And like @duckingfumbass said, one of those reasons can be stressing about being late. And you stressing about it only makes her stress more. If you want to be absolutely sure, make her take a pregnancy test. Then you'll both know for sure. If it's negative, make sure you wrap it before you tap it next time.
@not ur perants, you don't have to leave. There is much more advice... like how to still chase your dreams... like I'm still a successful musician and DJ and work a lot but still have time for three kids. Owning up to it is the first step and then you have to work your ass off to make it better for your kids and yourself. No need to leave... the community deeper than you think...
@not ur perants, Take it as it is and let her know you support her. Just start thinking about what will be best for both of you as well as anyone else who may come along. Side note: Everyone so far has recommended wrapping up during future sexy times; as a female, may I suggest possibly asking your girl to start using some form of contraception? There's no such thing as being too safe. Good luck!
@not ur perants, when me and my first girlfriend lost our virginities together she was 3 weeks late. That was in grade 11, her stress about getting her period will only delay it longer. If you used protection then you are fine, if not you may have to man up. Discuss the different options you have together, and buy her a pregnancy test.
@A Studly Muffin, came back just to give you a thumbs up
@not ur perants, Get a clothes hanger ready, this is gonna get messy.
@not ur perants, it's really common for a teenager (I'm assuming yall are teenagers) to be late. My ex was late multiple times we learned its best not to worry until at least 2-3 weeks late if she gets to a month late get a pregnancy test but getting one now would be a waste of money because it can't tell until after 4 weeks late
@not ur perants, somebody else may have said basically what I'm going to say but just in case...first of all, RELAX! I've been there many times. Did you use any kind of protection/pulling out? If so, chances are prob pretty slim. It's not uncommon for girl's periods to be late a week (sometimes just because she hasn't had sex before/in awhile).
@not ur perants, could have had a V8 and should have used contraception.
@not ur perants, it's not a death send some times even into their 20s women will be late or skip sometimes! But get her tested and be sure! Oh and if you skip out if she is we will find you and kill you
@not ur perants, first and most importantly go out as soon as you can and invest in a book of dad jokes. You'll need them. Good luck comrade.
@A Studly Muffin, haha, you should have way more up votes
@not ur perants, also a week late is totally normal and could mean nothing. Stress especial can make menstruation irrational, I've had many a scare my friend. Good luck.
@MoistureDeliveryMan, ya, either way the spelling should be fixed!
@not ur perants, what happened
@Tiny Tina, the holocaust
@not ur perants, /sad
@not ur perants, what happened besides the holocaust? (For real, was she prego my eggo?)
I especially hope I never have my period.... Because I am a guy and that would be scary
@MoistureDeliveryMan, That would indeed be scary. I would start to question your manhood.. And reality..
I'm tempted to have my sims beat this record.
@Loki Stark, that's nice dear
@daweim0, hop off bitch Sims is the shjt
We don't want you to be on your periods either
Interestingly, research has shown that the number of periods modern women have is to damn high and its causing cancer.. True stuff
I see. Hope everything is working properly
Mine are so irregular I have to take hormones just so I can have one. The longest time without one was 2 years and a half...
@Colonel Krusty , is that why you are krusty?
@Leapin Lepricon, yup, and for other reasons to
@Colonel Krusty , o.o and when you do get them are they super bad?
@wolfsf2012, well, they are normal but, last longer ...
@Colonel Krusty , that must suck. :/
My god! Does she have any of her vagina anymore?!?
@Multiple personality, probably like throwing a ping pong ball down a wide hall!
As a guy, we don't want girls to have periods either