*lifts shirt* Thats right, ladies, no 6 pack. I'm a one woman guy
@I shjt you not, I wish I could get a girl. I came close once, then I realized it was just my hand. Life sucks.
@StammerTime, I hate being catfished by my hand
@I shjt you not, theres a hidden six pack in us all..mine is there it's just underneath my protective covering
@I shjt you not, that's a funny way to spell hand
@Your Grandmas Tits, I'm a one woman hand
@I shjt you not, there ya go
@I shjt you not, or no woman guy
Dear guys never date a girl with big tits. She didnt grow them for only one guy
@Chiniseguy, wait...they can choose what size they want. Can i have honeydew melon size please?
@Senor Teets, **joke**
@Senor Teets, can they choose booty size as well?
@Chiniseguy, no they grew them for free drinks at the bar.
I have a 4 pack and im relatively athletic, but that still doesnt help me lose my virginity when I never leave the house. *cries*
@The Third Gender, it doesn't help that you're an unspecified gender either.
@DrWafflesMD, it's kind of obvious that im the third one.
Is this serious? I really hope no one actually thinks this.
Don't listen to him! He is filled with lies!
Sounds like someone is upset because they can't get a six pack...
As a guy with a six pack, I can affirm that as soon as I show em my six pack, I get slapped and she dates my ex (yeah apparently 2 of my exes are by sexual)
@lord tortue, That made me giggle!🙊
So guys don't want abs just for the pure satisfaction of being comfortable with themselves and wanting to stay motivated? No.. Hehe..? *huddles in corner*
I used to have a six pack.. and then I drank it.
This is stupid and wrong
Zoidberg voice "he has a point"
Maybe they don't get apps for any girl, maybe they won't to feel confident and healthy and don't need the approval of a woman to validate them *sassy Z-snaps*
They develop six pack to meet boys
Guys with 6-packs are stingy, I bring the keg to the party
Mine kinda are just naturally there
Cause fvck doing it for me
Shhhhhh if you keep telling my secrets i wont even be able to date one girl!!