How'd she send him a 747 through text message
@MrChalking, she's a pilot
I deal with this all the time. Bro before hoes... Haha yup... Because I get plenty of them... 😭
@Sir Bionic, I get so much pussy that it turned into a negative and I get no pussy. Wait...
@Wasted, thank you Sarah
@Sir Bionic, i volunteer as tribute
Waits for the "waits for the I don't have a girlfriend comment" comment
@Uniqueuserbame, *Waits for the I don't have a girlfriend comment*
@Username Changed, *waits for the "right I have a girlfriend oh who am I kidding sob" comment*
@Uniqueuserbame, I don't have a girlfriend
Dude. Do NOT respond. This chick WILL murder you.
@I Are Lebo, That's why you never stick your dīck in crazy ..
@Banana Waffle, unfortunately, the rumors are true. Crazy girls are the BEST in bed.
@I Are Lebo, Well, at least that's what the bf tells me.
Oh shjt bro
That's kinda scary
Can't relate can't get a girlfriend. *sobs*
@CreativeUsername14, shouldn't you feel better after seeing this?
@The Manwhore, i know i do
Can't relate, I know how to block people
They are all from "her"
*announcer voice* "Next time, on I Shouldn't Be Alive..."
Can I get a retoast?
Excelent time to learn to use the block function
Looks like sum1 jus won de lottery...
Not gonna lie, I would pull something like this
Can't relate, I have a wife.