Can you hear that? It sounds like...
@Yourfavoritemartian, THEY'RE GAINING ON US
@Space Jesus, *shot in Lion King of Simba looking scared whilst the stampede gets closer*
@Space Jesus, RUN BITCH RUN!
@Yourfavoritemartian, why are we running, all they can do is make themselves look like psychopaths
@Michael Fassbender, *Takes out Gun* the colonel is here, punks!
@Space Jesus, you got one on your tail, evasive maneuvers!
@Yourfavoritemartian, it's fymynists you male pyg. Check your privilege.
@Space Jesus, you dumbass, everybody knows that women are weaker, slower, and dumber than us males
Instructions unclear, now divorced with half my stuff
@McGrufftheCrimeDog, *none of my stuff
@Radically Irrational, *Triggering Intensifies*
Should be titled how to make your wife naked all the time, pretty sure none of you saw that side ass
Plastic wrap? Wtf lol that's so random.
@thephantomdragon , plastic wrap is for a "dental dam". They would put plastic wrap over your happy place before they performed oral sex, believing that it would keep them STD free
@CheechAndDong, @thephantomdragon, I always heard it explained that cellophane kept less toned body parts (the tummy, thighs, etc) more firm and made everything look all shiny. I mean just in case the guy would be distracted without the shiny-ness? Idk. The 50s were weird.
I think this is the reason we complain about not having girlfriends so much.
Where do I sign up?
I'll take 20.
Back when America was great.....
Not sure if this one was real, but my mum showed me an old school text she had that was similar. Had a chapter on making sure the children looked their best and behaved, another on Cooking the Best you can. Scary part was, this was late 60s early 70s when she went to school, not all that long ago.
@Couch Ornament, honestly, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea. I mean nowadays nobody knows how to keep their goddamn kids in line. Or really how to cook, for the most part. But I'm not saying just women should learn this, I think everyone should. But that's just my crazy opinion.
@Littlechuckie, 100% agree. Things like that were actually good to learn, as you say though let's have everyone learn it... and taxes, mortgages, etc etc.
@Couch Ornament, Maybe it was an etiquette book. They're kind of outdated but definitely help with teaching manners and stuff .. Child of the 80's here and my mom made me learn from one.
@Banana Waffle, no, it wasn't that. We had one of those as well. I'm born in the late 70s and etiquette was taught to us growing up. This book was more saying it was a woman's responsibility to make sure the kids were quiet because father works hard and doesn't need to be disturbed after work. Etc
@Couch Ornament, I think this is true in the generic family system, not to say it's the only system that works, but it is reliable and survived the test of time. The man worked to support the family financially, and the woman operated the home and reared the children. As long as neither are being assholes about it I really don't see what's wrong here. I understand there are situations when this isn't possible, but I feel it works pretty well when done in love
@Littlechuckie, It wasnt a bad idea. When men and women both took part in the relationship, respected each other, tried to make each other happy. Sure there were problems that needed fixing, nothing is perfect, but people say its far better for women now vs then....perhaps for some, but at what cost?
@Hiskid, couldn't give you more upvotes but deserve a lot more
Anyone else notice how she's only wearing an apron?
Sounds more like 'How to Train your sub' ;)
Where is the brochure teaching men how to fix my car and kill my spiders? That's the one I need!
I googled street viewed the address, I can the horror readying to amass
*Feminists' heads explode*
This is really old. How can so many people be mad at this? Girls, it is definitely wrong, but this poster was at least set in a different time if not actually from the period. We wouldn't agree with this now (hopefully).
@Stag GT, 50 shades of I beg to differ
@Rionmoon , ha. I realize that what I said sounds off, though
Wait you mean this doesn't go on everywhere already and men need a manual? Wow sad for you
Lays feminist bait
Plastic wrap is for a "dental dam"
Wouldn't it be 3rd world problems?
I'd like that booklet, I'd only read how to get the last one though, sounds kinky ;P
HOLY SHJT GUYS, SHE'S NAKED!!!
Idk you guys. Y'all may joke around or complain but the last one sounds like a deal
I need this.
Anyone else seen the SNL skit about the woman and her little football kit while those guys watched the game? I thought that was pretty funny lol
I sense feminists approaching...