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@MrWonka, *looks at random stranger in their bed*
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@SWAT, *kisses anyway*
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@MrWonka, *looks at my right hand and cries*
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@MrWonka,
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@MrWonka, plot twist: I am the random stranger
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@Your Grandmas Tits, (screams)
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Looks at pillow
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@The Obvious User, looks at Dakimakura.
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@The Obvious User, *violently fücks pillow*
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Looks at phone
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Looks at dog
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Looks at mirror
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Looks at nonexistent boyfriend
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Looks at severed horse head
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*Looks at girlfriend sleeping next to me* *realizes she's been away on a trip* *screams*
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Looks at poster of yoda
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Where I live you get thrown out into space
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Just realized I live alone....she's making me food as we speak...I'm scared guys and slightly aroused
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@Personal Jesus, well say three my fathers and don't do anything you wouldn't do.
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Looks at cat. Purrfect
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Looks at Kate Upton. Wait is this a dream, why are my boxers wet?
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@Thinlizzy, no, you left your phone on. It's an ad
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@Thegirlfriendsshirt, hahah clever
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Looks at hand *insert Mr. Bean face*
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Looks at couch
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Looks at self
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Looks at phone
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Yeah, but usually I get chased out of the house by the owner
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Looks at inmate
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*looks at computer with Netflix open* Yes. Yes I do
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*goes and wakes up mom*
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Looks at dark abyss full of hatred and loneliness
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Looks at hot guy...on TV.
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I don't understand the "train" thing ? 😕
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@mothergoosexxx, woke up on subway, kissed a stranger. Presumably whole car noticed triggering extreme embarrassment.
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@KMN, ohh. Gee-whillickers, thank you. I was just overthinking it.
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Yea "train" full of men
(Looks at random stranger in my bed)