*wipes ass with ifunny*
@Ouija , made me luagh so hard thanks for that XD
@Ouija , I tend to not wipe my ass with shjt.
@MisterSir, (insert rap battle freakout)
@MisterSir, Like a sir *tips hat*
@Ouija , awscftggvvvhyuujnnkopkngtfxdewdctyhbjjjbgdrd.
@Ouija , *Gets butt infection*
Damn, that head is big
There's an ap for that.
Real talk: this is the lowest point of my life when this happens, i start screaming and spraying shjt everywhere.
He had forgotten to pull his pants down
I am in this exact situation at the moment. My outcomes lies in whether I accept my faults and call for help or see this as an opportunity for creativity and conflict management. what to do, what to do...
He still has the roll and his socks and his phone if it's a bad update.
@thatwhiteguynumber2, and hand towels!
Anyway one time I was at home and everyone was asleep and there was no to sooo I was sitting there desperate and I waddled to the kitchen and grabbed paper towels as a waddled back someone woke up and caught me waddling around the house 😅
Plot twist it's one of those Japanese ones
He forgot to turn the oven off
It was at this time he knew.... he F'ed up.
I end up taking a lot more showers when this happens...
He forgot to close the window curtains
He forgot he couldn't reach the tp if there were any because he has T Rex arms
*Calls dog over*
Who else has been in this situation?