This is when you get the yogurt, make the joke, but have the backup frozen yogurt in the other bag!
@TheNightShifter, but by then the damage would be done and he would be hospitalized
@Magnamon, yea and now you go to court due to the victim's proposal for a restraining order and then pay for their therapy.
@Magnamon, As a woman, I can vouch for this.
The Dad joke temptations are beginning.
@MisterSir, oh god
Looks like he didn't want to get *puts on sunglasses* the cold shoulder
@David Tennants hair, No.
He made the right decision.
As opposed to a somewhat pregnant wife?
Smart man. Very smart man
Funny story, I had exams yesterday and I threw up during the last one. It was horrible. Sigh.
Plot twist: She actually wanted the Disney Frozen yogurt, and murders him for bringing back the wrong stuff.
You chose..... wisely
She would have been frosty
I like... Frozen yogurt.
At this time I wish my name was Fred Fredburger
Plot twist: that's what she actually wanted
The joke is the price. Damn 3.58
How pregnant is very pregnant
Her: "I ASKED FOR FROZEN YOGURT, NOT FROZEN THEMED YOGURT!!!" Me: "...Let it go?"
Yoghurt pots?? ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME ILL?!? That's what I have the bear for
Get both, they're not that expensive
No thanks, I choose life
That snapchat has two lines of text
Read every single comment and I still don't get it, is it because it's frozen or because it doesn't have high fructose? I'm totally fvcking lost
He didn't want it to end like the haymazing one
That's cold dude
I would have risked it.
On a different topic, Ray is quitting Roosterteeth!