*calls Child Services for seeing a kid jumping off a ramp without a helmet*
@The Skeleton Lord, *calls ESPN to report that kid catching some sweet air
@The Skeleton Lord, calls cps for riding a bike in real life. "How dare you let your child in the sun without standing right next to him."
@nepheal, "In the sun?!? He needs SPF 1000 sunscreen on or he might get sunburned."
@The Skeleton Lord, Jeebus no sunscreen either?! Oh you are so fvcked!
Is this free range parenting actually a thing?
@The Handlebar , yes it is, letting the children run free in their natural habitat rather than keeping them cooped up in front of a computer or PlayStation actually makes them taste better
@StereotypicalAnomaly, I'm sorry what was that last part?
@XDsmileyDX, I'm sorry... we're very busy today... would you like original, extra crispy or grilled?
@StereotypicalAnomaly, depends on whether you have ranch or BBQ sauce left.
@StereotypicalAnomaly, but probably extra crispy.
@StereotypicalAnomaly, i like mine to scream a little and cry to add moisture and salt. Funny pics and mortal kombat fatalities screwed my mind.
@StereotypicalAnomaly, are they grass fed?
@Spikeup12, hmm...grass fed... could that be 4-20 code for stoned?
@StereotypicalAnomaly, no i was thinking of litterally shoving their heads into gras
So did I
And a world without cell phones, any viable former of the internet, or portable game systems! Seriously people, just let your kids be kids! Scrapes and bruises are good for them, mostly as incentive not to do something stupid more than once! They WILL survive!
@BeholdMrL, as a car runs him over for being in the middle of the street
@Brick Tamelin, that's what they get for playing in the street. If their parents had taught them not to and they actually listened it wouldn't have happened
What about Free Form Jazz?
@The Tower Of Pimps, jazz plays while spongebob and Patrick make cool faces.
@Doughnut Boy, *plays cowboy bebop theme*
Yea people this is actually letting kids play unsupervised, but the people who normally make the news let their kids play alone at a park that was about a 25 minute walk away, completely unsupervised. That's simply irresponsible
Chics dig scars
@Megalomaniac, glory lasts forever
@Megalomaniac, Plus, they make good conversation starters.
The fact that a normal childhood is considered child abuse now is paralyzingly depressing.
That's not gonna end well. I know that from landing the same way and it ends in bad news.
He's really wheeling it
Im sorry i feel like i was lucky enough to miss a new kind of stupidity. Can some one fill me in?