8. To look at Funny Pics
@I shjt you not, comrade , you may soon be haveing the competitions, comrade chicken has returned to glorious motherland!
@I shjt you not, because I can't find my black bar.
But can you find your testicles? Because I think you lost them somewhere along the way
I actually hear it is better for your prostate to pee sitting down.
@niffler, its actually way better to go sitting in a squat.
@niffler, and now some facts from peer review research, in healthy men there is no difference. For men with an enlarged prostate it helps a little but not significantly. You can thank me later.
@TheMonkeyGod, ohh my life has been a lieeee. what are you sources? i wanna check that out.
@niffler, i Googled it. It was from Nih site.
Yea that's cool your proud and all but you probably shouldn't be
So if i sit in my families toilet and pee, my dongle touches the bowl. And no, im not hung like a horse.
@Oh No Its Dan, maybe you have a shallow bowl
@niffler, its a problem, none the less. Ive learned to stand proud
@niffler, so what if im going helicopter d!ck this very moment, as were having a conversation
@Oh No Its Dan, you do you man, I honestly dont care what another man does with his junk.
@Oh No Its Dan, Oh no... Down boy! Down!
@niffler, i think its safe to say i regret having this conversation. Lmao
So... Do guys really do this?
@The Akron AWOL, Not me.
@The Akron AWOL, no no guys do this. It was probably created by a chick to get a dude to not leave the seat up the reason I know this is that one of the steps is putting the toilet seat Down which we all know we don't do.
@The Akron AWOL, I do. Raised by women but I'm not complaining. I only stand when the toilets are grody
@niffler, really? But all around it seems like it would take a lot longer and be much less practical. Not that I'm judging
@George Feeny, I mean if Im in a public place I usually stand, but at home I sit. Plus I read that it's better for your prostate.
@niffler, huh interesting
@niffler, If it's enlarged. If it isn't, then it doesn't make a difference.
@CriTiKa1, Yeah thats what @TheMonkeyGod had mentioned. I'm waiting for his reply to see where he got that information. Google isnt helping much. I've always thought that it was about how the blood flows differently though the body when you're sitting or standing and releasing bladder and how that affects the prostate. I dont remember where I read it and I cant find the original article.
@The Akron AWOL, unrelated, but I've noticed your name a while ago, but never really thought about what it was. I just recently read Unwind (what I assume you got your name from) and so now I know. Sorry for interrupting. Please enjoy your day.
@The Akron AWOL, My male best friend sits to pee most of the time. I don't see why most guys don't. It's more comfortable.
I also do this and I'm male. I got into the habit while working my first job. It gave me a chance to get off my feet. And we had an employee bathroom that was really clean so there wasn't a gross factor
Fun fact: I've heard that peeing standing up can increase chance of erectile dysfunction and/or lessened libido in men (keep in mind I did not research these facts :3)
@drharleenq, it's healthier to sit!
@CriTiKa1, that wasn't the intention, I apologize. My mother who is a nurse shared this with me but I did not research it myself so I'm basing my knowledge off of what she knows, whether is has been proven false now or not I don't know
@drharleenq, So then why spread this if you're not sure that it's even true? You're just spreading rumors at this point.
@CriTiKa1, It's not a rumor, it opens up the thought or possibility that maybe someone hadnt thought about. It also encourages people to do their own research. At least, thats the hope.
@CriTiKa1, The fact is that they heard this information, not that the information itself is factual.
@niffler, Then why call it a fun fact when you don't even know if it's a fact?
@CriTiKa1, They could have been trying to be clever. But still its technically correct since it says "Fun fact: I heard that..." meaning the fact is that they heard the information. It would be incorrect if it said "Fun fact: Peeing standing up can increase chance of..." but yeah the phrase fun fact wasnt really necessary in this case. Seemed to me like an attention grabber of sorts
@drharleenq, Googled it. No days behind it. The only people it makes a difference to are people with enlarged prostate, and sitting to pee only helps them in a statistically insignificant way according to research.
@drharleenq, i once had a nurse say that immunization causes autism and is generally bad to do... so yeah, nurses.
I dont know why other guys have problems peeing with the seat down. All you have to do is aim and when youre finished you all you have to do is step foward
@Nocturnus, See, you say that, but have you ever had two streams coming out at the same time? It has happened to me several times, and let me tell you, it's fvcking hard to aim two streams at the same time.
@CriTiKa1, well then youre bumfvcked. Ok a solid excuse to put the seat up is when you got morningwood or the day after a night of sex.
@CriTiKa1, Um, girl here. How does one get two streams at the same time? (Not being a smartåss, I'm genuinely curious.)
@Banana Waffle, Sometimes after you finish bumpin uglies, or cleanin the pipes, some semen stays in the urethra and dries up. Then when you go to take a piss, the stream splits in two.
@CriTiKa1, Well, okay, then.😐
@Banana Waffle, Lmao. Do you regret asking him that now?
@Nocturnus, Sometimes a girl's gotta be told: None yo business, woman. This could have been one of those times ..
Good ol' Tony Bateman
Because I don't want the whole goddamn dinner party to hear me.
And caise you have a vagina
But you have to live with the fact that your a wuss, so it's not worth it.
Scientifically speaking, males are meant to pee standing. Sitting can cause health problems like kidney stones.
Your forgetting Chinos
I was wondering why anyone would ever look at their phone while peeing...while i was looking at my phone...peeing...
Because I do what I wany