🎵It's haaaard to be a lizaaaard🎵
@Uncle Feely, People screaming: "OH GOD! WHY IS IT SINGING?"
@Uncle Feely, 🎵Tiny aaaarrms, itchy gizzaaaaard🎵
@Hype Is Real, 🎵But it's harder to Segway🎵
@Malorn13, 🎵Is he skiing, or is he in a gay porn?🎵 (x3)
@Hype Is Real, 🎵 Here's a hint (spits in hand) he's in a gay porn🎵
@Malorn13, BTW it's not "Segway", it's actually "segue". I was confused when I first heard it, but I had subtitles on, looked up the word, and it means "a smooth transition from one topic to another"
Godzilla's self esteem really went down after his new movie
Guys there's this guy I've been hanging out with and I really like him and when he dropped me off at my house tonight we kissed! Sorry, I'm just really happy ☺️
Wtf is that mouth?
@Quantum Physicist , a reptile mouth a$$hole
@Quantum Physicist , normal mouth + arm
@Quantum Physicist , well it looks like a mouth but you never know
Love that my comment became one of the tags :D
That's some monstrous depression there
I literally just saw this in the randoms section
Godzilla has the existential blues.
Just existential things