Sharks are people too
Sacrifice a body today!
@MrWonka, this message approved by PETA.
@Ajunta Pall, *jaws theme plays in the background.*
@MrWonka, *sacrifices ex*
One hundred million sharks seems a bit high.
@Lovecraftian, mr Google seems to think its 73-273mil killed per year by humans.
@iOS8, wow, I'm genuinely surprised.
@Lovecraftian, as am I. Even though I read it, I still think it's high.
@iOS8, maybe baby sharks
@Lovecraftian, you should watch the movie Sharkwater, it's a documentary about this stuff
@Lovecraftian, maybe it's a broad definition of sharks
@Lovecraftian, Do you have any idea how popular shark fins are on China? If you think about the sheer population of China, I don't think it's that surprising. They don't eat the rest of the body, fishermen just cut off the fins and let them drown.
Stop the double standard.
Do sharks have eye lids? Can they bat an eye? I'm just wondering. Smart people of funny pics I believe in you
@2MoreMinutes, someone's asking the right questions
@2MoreMinutes, incidentally, sharks (at least some of them) do in fact have eyelids. They blink and the eyelids goes up instead of down. True story. If memory serves, they close there eyes when they attack for protection
@a shiny haunter, thank you kindly
@2MoreMinutes, right before the bite or breach. so it closes its eyes bout to bite you and you just destroy its nose with ur fist.
I'd only be surprised if a shark attack happened out of water
@OnThePot, (to the tune of "Breadfish") "Tell me, have you seen the mysterious landshark?"
100 million... This seems like one of those arbitrary numbers chosen for effect. Fact check anyone?
@IAmFlame, yeah I think this is total BS
@IAmFlame, iflscience.com says 100 million as a conservative estimate, but it could be as high as 273 million. Never underestimate human selfishness my friend.
These numbers provided by PETA... the biggest liars ever
Cows kill more humans every year than sharks. But then again we do systematically kill cows to devour them. That's pretty brutal (and delicious)
I've actually seen a shark up close. They're actually incredibly docile, to the point where you can go up to it and touch it and it won't harm you. Because of that, swimming with sharks is a really cool experience.
Should've made the shark look like joker
Anyone else get the joker reference
Yeah, but do you see any of the sharks batting their eyes? I don't think so. I don't think so.
Fear chairs the real killers.
Weeellll. . . Do sharks even have eyelids?
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