I'm most likely the socially awkward dude in this situation
@sweaterpuppies, Show me your sweater puppies and maybe I will tell you
@Uncle Feely, especially with a username like that, do you own a CandyManVan?
@Uncle Feely, just check my profile pic and you can see all the sweater puppies you want (;
@sweaterpuppies, i saw them a couple updates ago. Cannot unsee .
Good dog greg.
@jayne cobb, Good Boy Greg
*goes to party**gets bored**finds nearest pet*
For a second I thought this was about a guy who knew everyone at a party, but he acted like he was socially awkward.... that normally is me
@Ajunta Pall, if I know everyone at the party then I'm not exactly socially awkward
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, "acted like"
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, "party"
@Ajunta Pall, you're right, orgy is more like what the girls and I do
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, "girls"
@Ajunta Pall, still showed up though didn't they?
@Ajunta Pall, *strippers sorry
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, you mean hookers, right?
@Ajunta Pall, morw like stripping hookers
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, still have to be paid to show up.
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, yeah, that's how it works.
Ya pretty much me
At least I have 1 friend
*Dog comes to play with me, too socially awkward to play with dog*
Is it just me or is there a cat selfie in the reflection??
Dogs truly are man's best friend
*story of my life quietly plays in the background*