I'd rather cut my eyelids off with a chainsaw and use them to castrate myself than to have to sneeze and not be able to.
@That Psycho Fvcker, I'd rather shove a cactus up my urethra than to go into an uncontrollable sneezing fit
@That Psycho Fvcker, let's turn it down a notch
@Ima6pack, I'd rather pull barbed wire through my dick than to sneeze while drinking coffee at a white shirt convention in Texas.
@That Psycho Fvcker, I would rather give birth through my belly-button than get a bloody nose that was summoned by a sneeze-fart in front of my crush
@That Psycho Fvcker, I wouldn't
@Brick Tamelin, I think I would pull barbed wire through my dick for a Klondike bar. I really like that phrase
@That Psycho Fvcker, well of course, I'd shjt a flail for a Klondike bar
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, turn down for what
"are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"
@Prof Peeps, motherfvcker.
@Prof Peeps, In always feeling it
@Uncle Feely, *I'm god damn it
@Prof Peeps, can you feel it mr krabs? Can you feel it mr krabs?
*Waits for the inevitable comments that need not be spoken*
*obligatory "can you feel it now, Mr. Krabs" comment*
Do you feel it now Mr. Krabs?
Stanley was a cute baby
Spring is terrible for me most of the time, at least when its not snowing
There are people that aren't allergic to tree semen??
As you can see in the top frame, there is a pic of me as a young pup 😁
I too am allergic to plant sex
"I think we have chemistry, do you feel it?" "I felt it!" "All right Janice!"
Some people hate repost but I've been waiting for this one to be reposted so I could download it. I think it'd hilarious!
I have some of the worst seasonal allergies , including cut grass. My job requires me to cut grass, daily.
Well here in Wisconsin it's still 35 degrees! So who needs spring!
"I'm really feeling it" yeah, I'm gonna use a different quote
This speaks to me.
Feeling it every da*n day