This is an old repost yet I read it every time because it's so funny
@Thinlizzy, pulling one from the archives
@Thinlizzy, I originally saw this attributed to Qantas mechanics
Recovered Blog from the Penguins of Madagascar:
P: plane found here, here, here, here, a little over here, some over there, aaaaand over here.
S: grit, spit and a whole lot of duct tape.
THEY TOOK MY HAMMER!!!
@a shiny haunter, those bastards!
As an aircraft mechanic myself, I can confirm that's these kind of write ups really do happen...a lot
@Rorshac9866, And as a pilot, I can confirm that you guys are a bunch of bastards. Although it's still hard not to appreciate the humor, and half of these complaints were just stupid anyway.
@Yourself, I respect you brother, you and I both know that aviation is way too serious, we enjoy some humor on both sides of the jet
@Rorshac9866, Fair enough! And seriously, we appreciate the work you guys do. Can't keep flying without you!
@Yourself, Fly high and fast! May your fuel tanks never run dry
As a driver for FedEx, I always have time to stop and read this. I do the same whenever one of the trucks has a problem and I have to submit a form.
That sounds like a good way to get fired
As an airline pilot I am sorry to tell you all this is not real.
Got better the further I read
Breaking News: A FedEx aircraft has crashed in suburban America. We have reason to believe that there was poor maintenance on the aircrafts.
I'm a pilot for a private jet charter company. Unfortunately our mechanics do not have the same sense of humor that they do at FedEx.
@Airplanes3, I'm a private pilot, and sadly we do not have the money to buy sheets telling us what we don't have money to fix.
@flywithjacob, haha absolutely. Good to meet another pilot here!
Is... Is this a real thing?
@theshadosnipe, when it comes to things like this, I like the believe that they are just because it makes it that much funnier. So what if it isn't?
@TheLustyArgonianMaid, I have nothing against that, just wondering if people really have the balls/are stupid enough to fill out actual reports like this
@TheLustyArgonianMaid, funnies? On funny pics? Blasphemy!
@theshadosnipe, not saying you have anything against it. Sorry if that came out bitchy. I'm not good at conveying emotions via text. Just helping to make more funnies :)
@Seabrook, thank you for your contribution to this picture