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@Praetor, *sprays in eyes nose mouth. Muffles. Steals £19.99 from your wallet. Puts 25% back because you're a students*
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@Praetor, are you talking about a cat? Cause I don't think I can handle anymore mall cats spraying me in the face. Haha
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@Praetor, not as bad as choking on a fortune 🍪
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@Praetor, proceeds to Adjunta Pall's suggestion and massacres everyone working on a kiosk
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@Praetor, and that's when I punch them in the face
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Adblock is a massacre, then?
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@Ajunta Pall, *waits for @NakedInChurch to downvote...
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@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, This needs more upvotes.
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@Ajunta Pall, I don't want to encourage you... But... Yes
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@PartyPants433, *gets encouraged anyway*
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@Ajunta Pall, *hides
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@PartyPants433, too late they're all dead
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@Ajunta Pall, thank god for Adblock
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Except in the mall I might actually buy something
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@TheFryLord, accidentally*
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I was at the mall the other day and I whispered to my girlfriend, "these guys are as bad as telemarketers." And one heard me and was like, actually we are much worse because you can't hang up on us!"
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Just show up naked to be an ad blocker
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@poiuy, c0ck blocker?
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I'm actually scared of butterflies.... I'm not scared of spiders due to the wolf spider infestation last November. One will walk in an I just go "Eh. He'll go away shortly." But I see a fvcking butterfly and I'll spin and run and hit face-first into an 8ft tall sign. (Happened last June in Branson, MO)
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@RuinerOfYourDay, Why would you down vote for that? XD It's a story and it's legit. Mottephobia is a legit fear.
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Also can anybody help me change my profile pic? Like complete step by step break down because I can't figure this out
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@TheFryLord, go to user tab. Click the gear on the top right. Select change gravatar. When you log in you'll use the same email and password you use on here. It's pretty easy after that.
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@TheFryLord, Google "Gravatar"
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@TheFryLord, Sign up. Log in. They'll give you instructions from there. Make sure you mark your picture as rated G, or it won't work.
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@Ajunta Pall, yep
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@Ajunta Pall, didn't work dammit! Oh well
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@TheFryLord, did you use the same email address as your Funny Pics account?
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@Ajunta Pall, but I don't have any chickens and where are we gonna find a bag pipe at this hour brain?
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@TheFryLord, Try summoning Lord StuckPixel.
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@TheFryLord, *hands over chickens and bagpipe* gotcha covered.
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@TheFryLord, Looks like it worked for you!
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Hey! I worked as a mall kiosk person and it is pretty much... Just like that.
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This is the most accurate comparison I have ever heard.
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Statement: if only you meatbags had ad block.
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The Chapelle Show anyone??
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My pop up blocker is pretending to be talking on my phone. Doesn't work everytime, but it helps.
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Don't make eye contact....don't make eye contact...don't make eye contact...
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Except my pop up ads are usually nc-17+.
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@Dr Who Fandom, Sex toy kiosks.
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@Ajunta Pall, for research purposes, what mall do you hang out at?
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@Dr Who Fandom, Airport malls, mostly.
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"Hello would you like to try a- "NO"
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@Xur, ...free slice of pizza?
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@Angular Notspice, then yes
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@Angular Notspice, "with a purchase of cologne"
"Would you like to try our new fragrance?" "No thanks, I'm-" *sprays you in the face*