Because the carnotaurus is a scary mofo, like the kind that gets to know you, makes you develop a relationship with them, makes you get to really love them, and then they pee on you and all of your furniture.
@The Milky Man, ^I speak from experience if that wasn't obvious.
@The Milky Man, It's okay, man. We've all been there.
@The Milky Man, and uh... haha... damn
Hey guys, I'm gonna be completely honest with you for a second. Up until 5 minutes ago, in addition to being Captain Penis, I was also a user of ifunny. I just deleted the app over the realization that the app is dominated by intolerant jerk turds (in this case, there was an argument over gay marriage). I just thought I'd let you know that you all make my life significantly better for providing a caring and mature environment for fellow users. Thanks guys.
@Captain Penis, thank you for joining us...... Cousin???
@Captain Penis, I still have ifunny, I just ignore the community all together.
@Captain Penis, I guess you haven't seen a pony post on here yet. Still, welcome.
I'm very intrigued by that last dinosaur for, uhh, reasons.
@fingeringCMiners, anything is a dildo if you are brave enough
@Sassy Sheep, exactly
@fingeringCMiners, Lambeosaurus. At I think that's which one it is
FAKE: T-rex's arms are to short to use computers
Hey guys it's my birthday today! I know most of you don't care, and if I were you i would probably ignore it, but whoever reading, hear me out. After using funny pics for almost 6 years, I have come to learn that although you guys are complete strangers, you are one of the most beloved communities I have ever come across. Thanks for the laughs and have a wonderful day! God bless
It bothers me that he says Jesus Christ. Not cuz of blasphemy. But timelines...
@unnecessary comment, but then, he's using a computer, so...
Gives a whole new meaning to giving head
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because it's extinct
Actually, a T-Rex's arms, though appearing disproportionately small, are quite long- long enough to get the job done, and then some.
This is really unrealistic because a T-Rex's arms would be too short to use a computer
@Lord Commander Snow, I apologize for giving you a Downvote, but if you read my comment, it'll make sense.
@Jdrawer, Wasn't planning on voting on anything; but I gave him an upvote to balance your downvote away.
Taking the word "djckhead" to another level.
My spirit animal
Can T Rex be any more mad? You bet Jurrasican
@angrynarwhals, You can't use pre-used puns
Djckbu- I mean djckface