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The waitress who took my order at McDonald's, took my money, gave me a blow job, and gave me a Krabby Patty.
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*Looks up "Krabby Patty" in urban dictionary
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@DarkSock, looks up "McDonald's" in urban dictionary
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@Brick Tamelin, looks up "blow job" in the urban dictionary
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@Chimera Ant, *looks up "money" in the urban dictionary*
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@DarkSock, looks up "urban dictionary" in the urban dictionary. Hmm...fascinating stuff here.
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Rule of controlling your woman: don't let her look through the photos in your phone. This is not complicated guys. Just ask your GF for your testicles back then say "NO" to going through your phone
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Going through the update like, "What is this repost?"
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Going through the year book.
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That's you, b!tch.
Boyfriend: "That's me." Girlfriend: "I meant what I said."