Boyfriend: "That's me."
Girlfriend: "I meant what I said."
The waitress who took my order at McDonald's, took my money, gave me a blow job, and gave me a Krabby Patty.
*Looks up "Krabby Patty" in urban dictionary
@DarkSock, looks up "McDonald's" in urban dictionary
@Brick Tamelin, looks up "blow job" in the urban dictionary
@Chimera Ant, *looks up "money" in the urban dictionary*
@DarkSock, looks up "urban dictionary" in the urban dictionary. Hmm...fascinating stuff here.
Rule of controlling your woman: don't let her look through the photos in your phone. This is not complicated guys. Just ask your GF for your testicles back then say "NO" to going through your phone
Going through the update like, "What is this repost?"
Going through the year book.
That's you, b!tch.