I don't know guys. 2 minutes to have sex isn't right. He shoulda made it back in 9 minutes. I bet he stopped for food or something
Thats a double burn! Cheating and quick!
@zerikscythe, A double burn from his mixtape! *gets shot*
Who? Traffiquisha you crazy bitch. *5 seconds later* Hey, Traffiquisha, she's getting suspicious of us
2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven
It's Jake, from State Farm
Did I already hear this joke on White Chicks?
@chunkybear40, yes, yes you did.
Plot twist… He is banging the Google Earth car driver
Her name is McDonald's
Maybe it's... Paul Walker!
Let me smell yo dlck