"You wanna know how I got these scars?"
@Scaly man fish, ...I can infer.
@The Handlebar , but can you deduce?
Hi. How are you?
@Ajunta Pall, I thought it was, "how high are you?"
@Taquito Speedo, nah.
All the Joker wanted to do was be a cross dresser, then the accident happened.....
So thats how he got all these scars. It all makes sense now!
Do you want to know how i got these scars well i thought it was lipstick
No. This is not plausible. If you're putting lipstick on you are looking into a mirror or some other reflective surface. And if you are not, you deserve to get your face mangled. Put lipstick on correctly please.
@matryoshka78, Who wears lipstick?! Eww. (I'm a female, I can say this.)
@realsteel98, Hahaha! It's so true though! What is this...1953?? It's all about lip balm or gloss these days. Lipstick is for Granny's and prostitutes.
@matryoshka78, I don't wear anything tbh I mean... I wear eye-shadow, liner, mascara. I don't need concealer because my skin is naturally clear and then sometimes I will use powder foundation but that's it.
@Bruce Jenner, Eyeliner, mascara and powder foundation don't even count as makeup, imo. Makeup doesn't get makeupy until primers and fake lashes come into play. Up until then I consider it a natural look.
@matryoshka78, Okay well you've never seen how I usually do my makeup.
@matryoshka78, there are women who know how to wear lipstick. Wife wears it and she looks drop dead gorgeous mind you she is 22. Not a granny nor a prostitute.
@jrod563, I'm sure she does.
It was just a joke btw. I own plenty of lipsticks and wear them well myself. I am very sarcastic here fyi. Don't take much of what I say seriously. I'm a smartass.
@matryoshka78, I wear glasses does that count as make up?
@matryoshka78, haha ok my bad then lol you just sounded so convincing
@George Feeny, Yes it does Mr. Feeny 👓
@jrod563, No problem lol. My sense of humor is very weird. It happens all of the time. I say some off the wall crap but really dramatically and people are like "Are you serious right now???"
Ok i wear glasses, and i am up at this hour. I didn't notice that it was a GIF, that scared the bejebus out of me.
They also sell a hairbrush where you pull the brush off and you have a knife
I only need three lipsticks in my purse; make up, knife, and vibrator!
Atleast It's Not A Chainsaw