No you are not. *locks door*
@matryoshka78, *violently locks door*
@MMSieBreeze, *mischievously unlocks door*
@matryoshka78, *grabs shotgun*
@matryoshka78, *opens door* *Pets kitty* *Euphoria ensues*
@matryoshka78, but it's me! Mittens!
@Taquito Speedo, Damnit! I blacked out last night and missed a perfect opportunity to say something crazy to you. 😝
@matryoshka78, haha *insert State Farm gif*
@duncan301, *looks at you suspiciously* I don't know no Mittens. 😒
@russiandoll, Khajiit has high lock pick skillz. No sense in locking door.
Well technically, it's not lying
@Clifford The Dog , says the 30 ft tall dog who got so damn big that her owners got kicked off the mainland.
@Clifford The Dog , I know it's a cougar but you had the best chance to say "it's no lion"
@misscasanova, it's a mountain lion so that'd work.
@Tiny Zemouregal, thank you!
Oh no, I'm not falling for that again
@Wingchun21, killed me last time.
Look, it's raining out here. If you let me in I promise to not disembowel anyone. Deal?
Wait, let me get my glasse- FVCK NO!
Hi Mr. Kitty cat! This is Mr. Smith, and Wesson!
A khajiit is cold and would share some good stories with a dragonborn if let inside...
That is a dog.
@Josh42A, no it's a tortoise.
I ate the cat you had so that I may take his place
Been working the past two day so it took me 30 mins to get there the updates
And I dance dance dance dance dance dance
Dude, let me in, I'm fairy!
Don't you believe in fairies?