As bad as it may seem... I actually do feel proud when I manage this.
It's like a middle finger to mother nature.
@UndeadNavyGirl, You should feel proud.
@UndeadNavyGirl, my girlfriend always has it planned out so it never happens, I give her big credit for it.
@UndeadNavyGirl, Until she gets her revenge with cramps.
@Motherknowsbest, Yes, this is true... But I enjoy my small victories to the fullest.
@UndeadNavyGirl, I tend to get my period when I go to the bathroom after waking up, which is pretty nice
@UndeadNavyGirl, I'm glad I'm a guy. We only have to worry about things like careers and making lots of money. No bigz.
@Pubmarine Shamwich, Yeah being a female, I have to worry about saving my undies... Well and my career which also involves defending the freedom of the US as a Navy Sailor but whatevz.
Who here is a female?
@Dragondoot, yes, I'm looking for a queen.
@KingofFunnypics, You called me, your highness?
@Dragondoot, dragondoot!!! Long time no see :3
@QueenOfFunnypics, Oooooooooo Dramabomb!
@Sandwich of Death, hey Sandy! Its been a while. I hope you are well!
@QueenOfFunnypics, Yay, I'm not forever alone! Woooh! Where have you been all my life.
@KingofFunnypics, Kind of trapped in your basement..
@KingofFunnypics, IM SORRY MASTER. I JUST COULDNT HELP MYSELF.
@QueenOfFunnypics, YOU BE QUIET. ITS A DUNGEON DAMMIT. I DON'T CARE IF ITS IN MY PARENTS MOBILE HOME.
@KingofFunnypics, *Kissies* Hey boobear
@QueenOfFunnypics, DAMMIT WOMAN. Now give hubby a kiss.
@Dragondoot, *whispers* I am but shhhhh some people think I'm a guy
@KingofFunnypics, You better. I am holding your mother at the edge of mordor.
@QueenOfFunnypics, How cute. I love you to.
@KingofFunnypics, I have people.
@QueenOfFunnypics, but your stuck in my dungeon....
@QueenOfFunnypics, right. Those ants you keep talking to....
@KingofFunnypics, No! Not them! I swear! *Holds up a rat* Larry.
Yeah i hate it when my penis squirts out blood, thats normal right?
@Nocturnus, i was going to be an a$$ and like say "DUUUUH" in a mean way... but then i stopped to wonder why you would ask if it was normal, suggesting its not normal... and now im afraid im not normal anymore... you DO bleed from your penis too right? You arent just messing around?
@The Lone Guppy, have you ever thought that you might have a slight case of severe paranoia? The government agent that watch me told me i do.
@Nocturnus, i wouldnt say im paranoid, but i would say that these birds pay way too much attention to me..
Or you catch it right before you go out. Like a ten minute difference could've ruined your entire day/underwear
This reminded me of that commercial where the girl faked her period and her mom threw her a party for it...
@Code Name Code, That commercial was so wired.
@Code Name Code, wierd
@CriTiKa1, it was both.
*shudders* Sorry, bad memories.
In your hand!? (How did no one post this?)
@BearDaniels, I was scared of anyone saying this as soon as i read it.... Thanks...
I can't relate
@I SNEEZ WOMBATS, I'm glad I can't relate
@I SNEEZ WOMBATS, did you see the pic, if guys had periods... That's what this reminds me of
Ain't that the truth.
UGH I've been wearing liners for the past three days because I CAN FEEL IT COMING but it's still not here. Life is hard.
Yes, this is the happenings to me all of the time, I can very relative.
It's easier to just wear a pad every day. That way you don't even need to change underwear.
@Crimea, that sounds expensive
@niffler, but you don't need to change underwear ever so u save money.
@niffler, and gross
@Crimea, I think you can actually get diseases from that (since wearing the pad all the time would soak up stuff the vagina needs when you're not bleeding...)
@Angular Notspice, Hmmm i think underwear is cheaper than pads. I would know, cause I fetch them for my girlfriend every friggin month like the dog I am.
@Angular Notspice, even if you changed the pads regularly, which you would have to do to keep your lady parts clean, the underwear would still get dirty. I mean, it's still between your legs and close to your privates. I think what you're thinking of is diapers. Try diapers.
@HolyCatchphrase, its not that deep breh