StuckPixel: "Remember when you uploaded that pic complaining about reposts? That's why I reposted this, lil' bitch."
@Ajunta Pall, that's real fvckin' neato
The type of parent I aspire to be.
@PeanutButterPopsicle, the kind who has the children taken away?
@Lord Commander Snow, No, the serial goldfish murderer kind.
@PeanutButterPopsicle, Single and sexually frustrated?
@DarkSock, What about frustrated and sexually single?
@PeanutButterPopsicle, singly frustrated sexually
Before my daughter (age of 6) went away to summer camp, she said to me very sternly "be sure to feed my fish and give him lots of love". When she left I immediately went to her room to check on her fish just to see if it was ok. One week later on the day my daughter was coming home from camp I realized that I didn't feed the fish for over a week. Immediately I rushed to the pets mart store and asked the clerk if he had any small fish. He replied "ok, what kind of fish is it?" And I stood there for the longest time because I didn't even identify the fish before I flushed it. The I asked the clerk " just give me any fish that can thrive in a fishbowl." He did not have any other fish except a green neon colored fish, but I didn't care. So I rushed home 30 min before my daughter came home, dumped the fish in the fish bowl, sat on the couch, and prayed. When she got home, she immediately went to her room. It was silent until she ran out and said excitedly "my fish changed colors!"
She didn't follow the first girls advice
Is it just me or does the mum get fatter each frame