Then fvck her right in the pussy
@The Kool Aid Man, OH YEA!
@The Kool Aid Man, goddangit.
This kid is going places. Like married for life.
@Ajunta Pall, flowers and toys are the key to a happy marriage.
@ PolskaDots, "toys"
@Multiple personality, hopefully super soakers..those are a blast
@ PolskaDots, yeah, I like squirters too!
@Multiple personality, I laughed entirely too hard at that response.
@ PolskaDots, I had a hard time typing it. LOL
@Ajunta Pall, because he knew to go to the bathroom before the honeymoon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Multiple personality, I wonder if this was referring to the Craigslist ad?
@StatisticallySpeakng, some people will be confused with which part you are implying.
All of it, the whole thread is a craigslist ad!
This kid knows what is up.
@matryoshka78, he figured out at 6 years old what took me 20 yrs
@BradMan, Better late than never, dude. 😉
@matryoshka78, I think I'm old enough to know that women like conversation, excitement and orgasms... usually in that order. (Close your eyes if you're under 17.)
The fact that this is published by Scholastic, won an award, AND written and illustrated by "senior kindergarten students", makes me sad that these kids are already more successful than I.
Now I know. Thanks kid
Step 4: Drown in pussy
They grow up so fast
This kid is going places.
My friends mom bought him this book so he could get girls no joke.
I know someone who has this book...... He has no friends
No truer words have been written
I always needed this
Plot twist: author is a girl
@BradMan, plot twist: author is the janitor
NOOOOOO!!! I accidently reported this. Sorry. I meant to do High Res.
Oooorrr, you can go to Portlands beer fest and pick up a few. But hey, this app is 17 and up...lolololol
Alright boys, take notes
Hey it worked!
Ah, child romance.
That kid has got a future.
She's obviously had a bad experience dating.
Instructions not clear, joined ISIS and overthrew a democracy. Then got a boyfriend.