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@I am bacon man, Every day is 'Merica day, man. You know this. We're quizzed on it right out of the womb.
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@The Handlebar , no no no, we're quizzed on it before we go into the womb. So we can be placed in the right woman. And if we fail, we're born into a third world country.
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@I am bacon man, Fvck everything else !!
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@JoeC00L, Fvck you! σΎͺσΎͺσΎͺσΎͺσΎͺσΎͺσΎͺσΎͺσΎͺUK UK YK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK?
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@I am bacon man, HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!!! U S A ! U S A ! U S A ! U S A ! U S A!!!! σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦ ππππππππππππππ σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦σΎ¦
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*rubs hands menacingly* good...good
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If we wanted the colonies, we would have the colonies.
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@Jake The Legend, try it, I wouldn't mind having another state
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@Scottles, just gotta remember that the United Kingdom is basically the Capitol of the world, just sayin.
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@Jake The Legend, united states has roughly 45 percent of the world's military to itself, just sayin
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@Jake The Legend, WAS, was the capital of the world. Just like France before it. The UK is way past its prime.
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@Jake The Legend, if we lost 80% of our military budget, we would still have the largest military budget in the world. Come at us bro!
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@Jake The Legend, Actually the United Nations gets in the way of that. It gets in the ways of a lot of other country's business.
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As an American, Even on the forth of july I cannot dislike the Queen
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@Gods Sack, raises up american flag with little union jack stars
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@Spikeup12, as an American I can say with pride that I respect the Queen
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@Gods Sack, puts on aviators and looks dramatically into the metaphorical camera
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@Spikeup12, sips tea from the harbor
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@Gods Sack, sylvester stallone and david tennant run out firing guns
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@Spikeup12, cues explosion
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@Gods Sack, man this conversation is so damn american/english
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@Spikeup12, Samuel L. Jackson narrates
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@Gods Sack, rides off on a buffalo
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@Spikeup12, it is -flies away on bald eagle-
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@Gods Sack, has sex with jennifer lawrence.... I hope
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@Spikeup12, sets off fireworks
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@Gods Sack, wait you're a woman *mind blown*
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@Spikeup12, joins despite being a straight lady because it's Jennifer mothafvckin Lawrence
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@Gods Sack, I was always under the impression you were a man because of the sack part
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@Spikeup12, everyone is so surprised when I say that lol
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@Gods Sack, i see you all the time
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@Gods Sack, you're welcome
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@Spikeup12, you've seen me before? And, yeah, so is everyone else lol
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@Spikeup12, oh! I'm being recognized! :D
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@Gods Sack, I don't think i have came across that person
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@Spikeup12, thank you! :D also, is there a user named scaryschoolbus? I can't remember if I've seen them before, and if they exist, I believe I know who they are.
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@Gods Sack, thats an odd way to respond
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@Spikeup12, I thought I saw them.before but I'm not sure if I'm making it up or not. I asked them if they use Funny Pics and their response was, I quote, "Hissss"
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@Gods Sack, i have never heard of a snake using the internet
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@Spikeup12, quite. Hmm...
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@Gods Sack, i miss plants
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@Spikeup12, me either. But we did have an Invalid Chicken and Plants
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@Gods Sack, he is one of the people in my hall of fame
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@Spikeup12, I believe I started using this app within the last few days of his existence. From what I understand, he's a staple to the Community
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@Gods Sack, life took control over them I guess
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@Spikeup12, it's a shame that all of the staples leave.... where do they go?
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@Gods Sack, thats a very respectable goal
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@Spikeup12, understandable. I try to fill in the gap a tad with witty smartalic comments, but I get more downvotes than upvotes. I've given up after a while. My goal is not top comment, but to at least make the Community smile
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@Gods Sack, the stupidest comment is usually the one that gets top, if you try too hard nothing ever really happens
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@Spikeup12, I made top once but I don't think I'm top any more. It was on a gif involving a car and I said "Pixar is really going downhill" or something.
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@Spikeup12, and thank you
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@Spikeup12, once I made my version of "no comments... my turn to shine... -messes up-" and I got 15 downvotes or something ridiculous, and someone said "that's the equivalent to saying first" But I see those types get top a lot. Wtf?
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@Gods Sack, some of the more popular people can say anything its a little wierd sometimes you just have to be careful. If its funny to you there is a chance it is funny to someone else
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@Gods Sack, i laugh at my own jokes as well
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@Spikeup12, I'll be honest with you, I normally laugh pretty hard at my own witty joke before posting it because it's normally so cheeky
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@Gods Sack, everyone is a critic
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@Spikeup12, when I get very down voted on for my comments I can't help but feel a tad annoying though. It's just a self conscience detail I have I suppose.
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@Gods Sack, well from our little conversation here I think you were pretty cool
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@Spikeup12, I do suppose. What do you think of my comments? You're allowed to be blunt and honest. I promise I won't hurt you lol
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@Gods Sack, its fine i was actually quite bored you changed it up
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@Spikeup12, oh thank you! And thanks for letting me talk your ear off haha
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@Gods Sack, so where are you from
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@Spikeup12, great! :)
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@Gods Sack,im from New York
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@Spikeup12, PA how about yourself?
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@Gods Sack, yeah this one in particular did not want to end
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@Spikeup12, oh God. Your winters suck major balls
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@Gods Sack, at least im not from buffalo they got like 6 feet
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@Spikeup12, ugh I know. I don't get hit quite as hard but omg yeah
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@Gods Sack, to be completely honest I enjoy the winter more than the summer
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@Spikeup12, yeah I know. Here in Pittsburgh we get maybe a foot? It used to be really bad.
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@Gods Sack, oh my god i have been saying the same thing for the longest time
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@Spikeup12, I want summer during the winter and winter during the summer lol
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@Gods Sack, at least we have water
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@Gods Sack, and pizza
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@Spikeup12, there is no middle ground because it snows in the spring and the autumn is too cold any way. Ugh. Thanks East Coast lol
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@Spikeup12, two of the best things ever.
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@Gods Sack, i have never met a person who doesn't like pizza and water
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@Gods Sack, oh man you are making me hungry
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@Spikeup12, I like pizza with sauce that's a little sweet with soft crust. Mmmmm mouthgasm
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@Gods Sack, mmm my mind is swimming with pizza right now
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@Spikeup12, I'm sorry!!! Lol
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@Gods Sack, i have some english muffins but no bread
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@Spikeup12, tomatoes, cheese, and pepperoni on a few slices of bread. Microwave for a minute or so. No promises on it being great, but it's an attempt lol
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@Gods Sack, we shall meet again
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@Spikeup12, that's actually better I think. My kindle is on 9% so it needs to charge, but I hope to talk to you again soon! :)
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@Gods Sack, How far would you go with Tom Hanks?
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@Your Grandmas Tits, ....are you comparing Tom Hanks to the sexy, talented Jennifer Lawrence?
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@Gods Sack, nope just wanna know
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@Your Grandmas Tits, one night stand maybe. Nothing too collective. And may I say, it's an honor to meet you. I believe you're a community staple and I might be fangirling haha
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@Gods Sack, haha well thank you I mean if ya think about it though behind usernames are just average folks, like right nkw I'm just a lazy 17 year old that's listening to corny music and skyping with her boyfriend and letting my chubby gut hang out haha
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@Gods Sack, I'm flattered βΊοΈ
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@Your Grandmas Tits, I'm a teenage girl with a confusing username, scrolling through Facebook at 3:28 am lol I just see you all the time commenting so I mentally have you categorized with Captain Kert and the rest
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@Your Grandmas Tits, Aw yay! :) I try to enlighten the Community the best I can
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@Gods Sack, good work, so would you eat a rainsoaked pancake off a public school parking lot for $3 bucks
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@Your Grandmas Tits, how fresh is it
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@Gods Sack, like 7
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@Your Grandmas Tits, I'd do it for 5
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@Gods Sack, *offers pancake*
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@Gods Sack, wanna do sonething fun?
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@Your Grandmas Tits, *shoves it in my mouth*
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@Gods Sack, well wanna do something fun? (Sorry this sounds creepy)
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@Your Grandmas Tits, sure lol it's okay
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@Gods Sack, add me on kik I need a friend
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@Your Grandmas Tits, I don't have a kik :/
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@Gods Sack, dang itttttt what Bout twitter
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@Your Grandmas Tits, or instagram
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@Your Grandmas Tits, nay for instagram but I might get a twitter soon
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@Gods Sack, noice do ettt like now please if ya want
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@Your Grandmas Tits, lol I will soon. I have to catch some sleep now though because it's almost 4:30 am here haha. I'll be sure to tell you when! :)
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@Gods Sack, cool talk to ya soon friend
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@Spikeup12, I see what you mean now by meeting again
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@Gods Sack, I usually make good of my promises
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@Spikeup12, you made very good
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@Gods Sack, I can't argue with that
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@Spikeup12, me either
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@Gods Sack, I found you sam just did some recruiting and negotiations
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@Spikeup12, I actually found you though lol I commented on your post
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@Gods Sack, well well well look at that
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@Spikeup12, π
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God Save the Queen!
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Plot twist: she means India.
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Has anyone notices that the robot seems to have a penis?
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I was just at a science congress and saw a demonstration of that NAO robot!
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Was this a backhanded joke on the age of the queen?
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The NAO is a cool little robot
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She's not wrong
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Ooh and so close to independence day too
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