I can't wait to hear the diagnosis on Uranus.
@NormMcDonaldHadAFarm, I have anal herpes, we'll bang, okay? -Terra
@NormMcDonaldHadAFarm, "I'm sad to say that you have.....probes!"
@NormMcDonaldHadAFarm, Uranus has IBS. It's too gassy.
@NormMcDonaldHadAFarm, don't worry. I'll check Uranus. You don't mind me probing Uranus do you?
@NormMcDonaldHadAFarm, Nothing but shist
@NormMcDonaldHadAFarm, it's your mom
Maybe a meteor can get ride of these too...
@UnderwaterGeneticist, no need, your insurance covers this one time injection that will slow down your core...
@UnderwaterGeneticist, so are humans the equivalent of cancer, and the meteor is chemotherapy?
At least it's not herpes. Or do you have that as well?
@ThreatLevelMidnight, I'm sorry earth but some of your humans have herpes. I'm afraid it's terminal.
I'm gonna prescribe you some Miley Cyrus and some Kardashians, they'll kill themselves
You poor soul. Don't infect the moon or mars
RUN MARS- the pic that follows this one (think its the same series)
Is the earth sweating because of global warming?
Where would she sit down? On Uranus?
But why does the doctor have a molestache
I too become an outlet when I have humans
"Luckily they'll all die because I, Saturn, have come so close to you"
A volunteer nurse walks into a patient's room, the man has an oxygen mask on and he asks her "Are my balls black?" She replies, "I'm sorry?" thinking she had to have misheard him. He says again, more urgently this time, "Please, just tell me, are my balls black?! It's important!" So the nurse lifts the man's hospital gown and takes a look; she looks up and smiles at him, "No sir, your balls are just fine." He takes off his oxygen mask and replies smugly, "Well, while i appreciate that information, I wanted to know if my test results were back."
...I'm afraid it's terminal.