'Merica, we do what we want
@Taquito Speedo, and who we want
@casypup, *shoots freedom from taquito*
@Taquito Speedo, *sees freedom spreading from your speedo*
@casypup, *accept my speedo*
@Taquito Speedo, sad note I went to a Mexican restaurant. If you see "rolled tacos" they mean taquitos. Which while delicious aren't as filling as tacos
@Evil Troy, I bet Mr. Speedo's taquito is pretty filling😏😉
@Taquito Speedo, damn, man. I said the same thing the first time this was posted, and I got nothin for it. Kudos.
@Ford9863, that's not right. Sorry bout that.......does an upvote help?
@Taquito Speedo, yes. Yes it does. *hugs*
@Ford9863, *bro hugs* you're among friends
@Taquito Speedo, No. BRITAIN!!!
@Taquito Speedo, UK
@The Cactus Demon, lol
@The Cactus Demon, Mkay 😋
Well Kinder eggs are illegal in your country so.......................
@wondersuperbatwoman, Well that's because most of our population is idiots who can't figure out that the center isn't edible
Women's* World Cup
@Unkle77, STILL COUNTS
@Zodiac308, lol ok
Too bad conversion crashed a probe into mars
@gustaf16, we don't talk about that...
@gustaf16, sorry, didn't mean to downvote you. It has been undone
Fuk ur rules
But it's the women's World Cup... So is it really winning the World Cup?
@UncleOswitch, I'm gonna say...yes. Because discrimination sucks.
@UncleOswitch, they did... But watching them was nothing compared to men's.
@MrAndroid, it was like watching kids kick the ball as hard as they can and hope it landed near one of their players... and so many errors...
Also the goalies were horrible
@UncleOswitch, not the same
@UncleOswitch, @UncleOswitch, I can see why winning it would be celebrated , but I'm Irish and we win absolutely nothing and as proud as we would be of our ladies team it would be forgotten about much faster than if the men won. It just isn't the same. I watched parts of the world cup and some of the play was brilliant but other parts were pretty horrific at best.
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, wow really surprised at the number of downvotes coming to everyone here...
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, I suspect a bitter Limey or two are lurking about... Or maybe it just a few plain ol' trolls.
Yes America you're better than the rest of the world at everything blah blah blah we get the idea by now quiet down
America, proving that yes, even idiots could do it
@The Antagonist, As an American, I can confirm that this is mostly true.
@Katpee, The truth actually involves a bit of deception - misdirection, really. It IS true that the AVERAGE American isn't very bright, especially compared to average citizens of most other first world countries. However, there is a substantial number of intelligent Americans; we just prefer to keep them somewhat hidden and overshadowed by our substantial number of idiots (I mean the people who are below-average-even-for-America). Traditionally, we've always celebrated the accomplishments of our best and brightest individuals w/I giving them a large share of the spotlight. We prefer to keep the spotlight centered on the most idiotic, trashiest, and sometimes even the vilest scum the U.S. of A. has to offer. An individual so presented may be any one or some combination of those adjectives - and there are of course several other negative descriptors that could easily apply, but there's not enough time in the day to list them all.
To be continued...
@Katpee, I wish I could say that we allow the worst examples of Americans to be the faces of our country as some sort of clever ruse - some long term strategy intended convince the rest of the world to lower their guard a bit... I wish that were the case. But the real reason that 90%+ of Americans on TV are mouth-breathing trash is just because we find them more entertaining. The majority of Americans would rather watch Snooki (anyone still remember her?) set women back 2 decades than learn something from Neal Degrasse Tyson.
So...this inane rant pretty much explains how this picture is true. A great many Americans are absolute twits and they're the ones we constantly present to the world...but we also have people like Neal Degrasse Tyson, Michio Kaku, and Carl Sagan (RIP), and many more living in almost total obscurity.
Twice in the same day!?
@ caucrasian , twice in 2 updates!
@ caucrasian , this is america! We do what we want!
Truth be told, the US and a few other teams had an extremely unfair advantage, since most countries where soccer is very popular, female players get treated very poorly compared to the men. Plus there's not much of an incentive for women to play since they won't get picked by some rich EU team even if they are super good. American female players can at least get a decent salary.
@Liquid Stuff, apparently the hard truth hurts
@Liquid Stuff, at the end of the day though, we still won the women's world cup in a sport that's maybe our 5th favorite in terms of American loved sports, against a bunch of countries where soccer is easily the most loved to those countries; It should not be overlooked. Our men's team isn't all that bad either.
That's how we do
1) we didn't go to the moon and 2) we won because we paid enough people enough money for them to throw the game. 'Murica
@Redwidowz, 1) Sorry my country offends you 2) It won't happen again 3) 1&2 were lies 4) Go fvck yourself
But Soccer is its original name I don't know why Europe is getting annoyed it originated in the UK so blame them, it didn't catch on in Europe bit it sure as hell caught on in the colonies.
Pisses everyone else of in the process
So in other words, we're right and you're wrong.
Are we the hipster of the world
@Iluminoodle, you're the....how do I put this in American terms? You're the cocky jock who everyone pretends to like so he'll stick up for them in a fight
@Iraq Obama, I just want to feel needed
But the USA has never won the World Cup
Women's World Cup
Except our scientists definitely use metric...
Fakes 9/11, creates false terrorists to keep people in fear and make profit off war, you're 20x more likely to be killed by a cop than a terrorist, racism and sexism all throughout the media, etc etc etc etc.. Yeah. Merika.
@SeveralLargeAfricans, don't be stupid and believe that 20x more likely. The statistic doesnt matter. Just look at numbers. Stats may be off but we all know it's true. Unless you're entirely in the dark about what is going on. Lol
@SeveralLargeAfricans, Try and say 9/11 never happened to the victims family. Creates false terrorists? Lol got any decent proof?