*goes to left booth*
@Taquito Speedo, *gets kicked out of left booth*
@NormMcDonaldHadAFarm, *keeps returning*
@Taquito Speedo, their left or his left? Nobody knows
@John Dillinger, how can you left, if no one is right?
@Taquito Speedo, but what if... There was a john Wilkes booth kissing booth?!
@Abusive Breasts, sounds like a crazy ex girlfriend
@Taquito Speedo, you don't even know the half of it
@Taquito Speedo, Of course he went to the left booth, why do think John shot him?
@Bim115, Only 100 some years ago.
*creates kissing booth*
C'mon people! Free kisses!
*Goes to left booth*
Abe: *unzips pants* Kiss it.
Guy at booth (let's call him Jim) : Uh, I don't really--
Abe: This is a kissing booth, right?! KISS IT!!
John Wilkes Booth: See, this is why I have to do the thing I'm gonna do later.
@Apollo Gauntlet, don't do the thing.
*gets confused* suddenly we're in a dude on dude version of the sex scene from Gone Girl.
Looks like a mind blowing experience... I'll see myself out
He didn't choose John Wilkes Booth...John Wilkes Booth chose him
"He chose poorly"
The book was better.