How many licks does it take to get to the center of your heart?
@casypup, that's one way to put it
@FrenchtieBowfry, 2 kinds of people
@Cloverleaf, 1...2...3...*takes bite of heart*
Are you Kitten me? He's Purrfect. Ok sorry for the puns, I'll leave Meow!
@Duncan5769, -static- "do you have the shot?"
@Personal Jesus, *drops to the floor right before the shot* Holy crap I almost PUMAd pants
Somewhere there is a lonely girl with a jar of peanut butter on her way to collect him
I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU
This made me think of Miley in a cats body. Also first time commenting, hi people!
The snossberries taste like snossberries
@jam2beat, it's snozzberries, and they taste like dick. Google that shjt. It's a dirty joke hidden in plain sight.
@88ZcCrxYo, wait that's a real thing? I just thought it was made up word from super troopers
Every cat made a bet the one who made the most mental faces would be adopted first. He's obviously in the lead.
I'll take 20
Why does nobody ever reply to me
@ClawsOfMadness, you need more cow bell
@ClawsOfMadness, because your mother touches herself at night
Sigmund Freud had an oral fixation theory...makes sense if you name the kitty Sigmund
Way too cute!♡
On the adoption boards here, there was one cat pictured as it was defecating in the litterbox and had its tongue out.
Not a fan of cats, but id adopt the fu
Y' I was pretty sad because things arent working out with my girlfriend and ots been a pretty miserable day, but then I saw this adorable little sonuva bitch and I feel things are gonna get better