*takes chair and throws it across the room
@Abusive Breasts, *recreates more farting*
@Abusive Breasts, @Captain Kirk Hinrich, you guys are on fire!
@SupermanUnchained, *stop drops and rolls, get up and douses Cap in gasoline
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, i never thought of that...woah
*farts to recreate sound*
*slides back and forth *
@I heard you liek, *nothing happens*
Story time! Once I farted in class and a girl looked at me and said gross so I said my chair made the noise. She asked me to prove it and a hesitated. Thank god the kid in front of me turned and said that you could and then proceeded to make fart noises with his chair. That kid was my hero
Im just happy the penguins line up for once.
With actual fart
"Nah man you're just tryna cover it up. We all know you farted"
"No i di"
"Shhhhh. It's okay."
I can never make the chair do the noise again after that.
*blue penguin* by farting the same exact noise