Best. City. Ever.
@DeviIs Advocate, as a Chicagoan, I approve
@BunnyGruff, I second that
@BunnyGruff, then I'm never chicagoin there
@DeviIs Advocate, Does everybody just forget Baltimore? There are supposed to be around 400 something murders this year around here and no one seems to care... 😳
@hurt urself pooping, that city is my second favorite!
@DeviIs Advocate, is Detroit your number 1?
@Ser Waffle Knight, "there's so much room for activities!"
@DeviIs Advocate, our skyline (especially at night) is the best out there hands down
@DeviIs Advocate, As a person who recently visited I highly disagree
I went to Chicago two years ago, it was my first time in a big city, and BTW I didn't get murdered, but I did have the best time of my life so far 👍🏼
@arcadefire, this is good to hear. I might be visiting Chicago soon but I keep reading stuff like this and it is trippin me out
@addibruh, it's a great city, try going in the summer tho
@addibruh, as a Chicagoan myself, don't let the media scare you into not visiting. It's an awesome city and one you'll have the best time in 😀
@Facey McFaceless, as ling as you stay on the north side. All the media reports about the hourly killings are the south side.
@Facey McFaceless, this is all very good to hear (starts chanting "I'm ready" (from Spongebob))
@arcadefire, but did you die?
@addibruh, now wear your sideburns and say the words tax exemption
@addibruh, stay near people, have a curfew, and, from personal experience, if you see a stationary car burst into flame go around the corner before dialing 911 because it is startling if it explodes.
@arcadefire, it's because Illinois is the best
What if you are the murderer
@Fat cow, *x-files theme plays*
@Fat cow, You still get murdered.
@Fat cow, then it is suicide
@Fat cow, exactly
@Fat cow, *halo announcer voice* suicide
@Fat cow, Dexter
@Fat cow, that's actually the only way to leave. You must sacrifice another and Chicago will release you.
@Fat cow, stay because you got caught in a gang war
Pizza's totally worth it though.
@the jackalope king, as a former Chicago resident I can confirm this is true
@FrenchtieBowfry, as a current chicago resident i confirm your confirmation
Well yeah if you're dumb enough to go to the south side.
I'll say what was said on the Reddit post that was this picture the other day.
This is a tired, unfunny, and untrue joke. Are you in a gang? No? Well you'll be perfectly fine in Chicago, it's just as safe as any other city.
The murderer was probably that crazy guy running around with his phone and killing everyone because his neice died.
As a Chicago resident I can confirm I can't leave because I have been of the murdered
Dam I didn't get murdered 4th of July weekend I got gipped
Too specific, must've happened
I hate the blackhawks.
Chicago is a great city idc what Anyone says
This isn't comforting. My mother and brother have to go to Chicago this weekend.
I'm going to Chicago soon do you guys have any restaurant recommendations?
@Rayn, Lou Malnati's
@Fuzzy Fetus, thanks 😊
I take offense to that. It's not that bad.* gets stabbed* see I'm fine.
That escalated quickly
Going there next month. Now I know to watch my back.
@Darth Something, it's not bad except crime season in the summer
I'll stay cause my husband is there... Anthony Rizzo, first baseman of the Cubs😍😍
@Colleen4, let's be real, Kris Bryant is the hottest man alive
@Burk5, he is but I love me some Rizzo
What an unexpected plot twist.