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@DeviIs Advocate, as a Chicagoan, I approve
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@BunnyGruff, I second that
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@BunnyGruff, then I'm never chicagoin there
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@DeviIs Advocate, Does everybody just forget Baltimore? There are supposed to be around 400 something murders this year around here and no one seems to care... 😳
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@hurt urself pooping, that city is my second favorite!
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@DeviIs Advocate, is Detroit your number 1?
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@Ser Waffle Knight, "there's so much room for activities!"
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@DeviIs Advocate, our skyline (especially at night) is the best out there hands down
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@DeviIs Advocate, As a person who recently visited I highly disagree
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I went to Chicago two years ago, it was my first time in a big city, and BTW I didn't get murdered, but I did have the best time of my life so far 👍🏼
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@arcadefire, this is good to hear. I might be visiting Chicago soon but I keep reading stuff like this and it is trippin me out
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@addibruh, it's a great city, try going in the summer tho
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@addibruh, as a Chicagoan myself, don't let the media scare you into not visiting. It's an awesome city and one you'll have the best time in 😀
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@Facey McFaceless, as ling as you stay on the north side. All the media reports about the hourly killings are the south side.
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@Facey McFaceless, this is all very good to hear (starts chanting "I'm ready" (from Spongebob))
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@arcadefire, but did you die?
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@addibruh, now wear your sideburns and say the words tax exemption
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@addibruh, stay near people, have a curfew, and, from personal experience, if you see a stationary car burst into flame go around the corner before dialing 911 because it is startling if it explodes.
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@arcadefire, it's because Illinois is the best
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What if you are the murderer
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@Fat cow, *x-files theme plays*
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@Fat cow, You still get murdered.
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@Fat cow, then it is suicide
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@Fat cow, exactly
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@Fat cow, *halo announcer voice* suicide
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@Fat cow, Dexter
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@Fat cow, that's actually the only way to leave. You must sacrifice another and Chicago will release you.
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@Fat cow, stay because you got caught in a gang war
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Pizza's totally worth it though.
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@the jackalope king, as a former Chicago resident I can confirm this is true
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@FrenchtieBowfry, as a current chicago resident i confirm your confirmation
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Well yeah if you're dumb enough to go to the south side.
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I'll say what was said on the Reddit post that was this picture the other day. This is a tired, unfunny, and untrue joke. Are you in a gang? No? Well you'll be perfectly fine in Chicago, it's just as safe as any other city.
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The murderer was probably that crazy guy running around with his phone and killing everyone because his neice died.
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As a Chicago resident I can confirm I can't leave because I have been of the murdered
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Dam I didn't get murdered 4th of July weekend I got gipped
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Too specific, must've happened
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I hate the blackhawks.
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Chicago is a great city idc what Anyone says
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This isn't comforting. My mother and brother have to go to Chicago this weekend.
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I'm going to Chicago soon do you guys have any restaurant recommendations?
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@Rayn, Lou Malnati's
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@Fuzzy Fetus, thanks 😊
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I take offense to that. It's not that bad.* gets stabbed* see I'm fine.
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That escalated quickly
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Going there next month. Now I know to watch my back.
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@Darth Something, it's not bad except crime season in the summer
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I'll stay cause my husband is there... Anthony Rizzo, first baseman of the Cubs😍😍
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@Colleen4, let's be real, Kris Bryant is the hottest man alive
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@Burk5, he is but I love me some Rizzo
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Daaamn
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What an unexpected plot twist.
Best. City. Ever.