My girlfriends ex is a 6 ft 3 inch gym going Lithuanian with a troubled past. I think if I said this to him he'd penetrate my anus with my own head
@Hes not the messiah, are you dating my ex? :l
@Hes not the messiah, welcome to the Lithuanian corner :D
@Hes not the messiah, you just described 80% of the movie Hancock
@Hes not the messiah, I just spit out my water.
@Hes not the messiah, kinky
Ah, but only one of those will last forever.
@Van Hohenheim, The other one gets shattered in a couple weeks. Not the point she wanted to prove
@Van Hohenheim, Yes, good name. 👍
Is she crying?
@Barnacle Man, That burn hurts,man.
@Barnacle Man, Do you cry? . . . . You will!
@Barnacle Man, i think she is amy
Yea and the iPhone sucks...
Meaning he loosened it up for ya!
Where was she before me? This is either very out of context, or more likely, I am stupid...
Obliatory "I hate the word bae" comment
@Idiot, do you?
@Srircha , ehh not really
@Idiot, I tolerate it