Totally done this, her reaction was hilarious
@Charmander Shepherd, story time! *runs up in PJs and waits for you to continue*
@RMB, took a girl out for dinner cause i was interested in a relationship, she made it apparent during the "date" she thought we should just be friends and such, i said "no worries" cause it wasn't a big deal and when the check came i said separate bills and she was shocked so i told her "this isn't a date as you pointed out so pay for your own food" the waitress chuckled
@Charmander Shepherd, well played.
Though to be honest, were I in your shoes and she got upset, I'm not sure I could remain friends with her.
@I Are Lebo, well we aren't friends any more, not cause of the dinner thing but cause she's a manipulative b!tch
@Charmander Shepherd, clearly. You are much better off, by the sounds of it.
@Charmander Shepherd, I hate manipulative girls. They are the worst.
@vonwulf337, amen brother
@Charmander Shepherd, shoulda straight up got the waitresses number then and there. Especially if she was olde and fatte
@Charmander Shepherd, *begins frantically digging around for a medal to give you*
@Charmander Shepherd, done it at a movie theater
@Sparks00, nice haha it's expensive there, i don't blame you
@Charmander Shepherd, like a fvcking boss!
@Charmander Shepherd, found this again in random. I enjoyed this just as much the second time.
Edit: enjoyed it the third time, too
She then says.....i was just joking.
@DrunkenMonkey6303, then i say, the only joke here are those mosquito bites you call tits.
@CR13SAFTURS3CKS, *air horns*
@CR13SAFTURS3CKS, You savage fothermucker.
If I tell a guy we are better off as friend I would pay for my food...
@hooman, hell, I go to dates expecting to pay my half of the bill. Forcing a guy to pay is bullsheet
Does anyone else have a comment spree if you are the first few to the update 😂
Waiter knows your pain and secretly charges her more.
That's one way to do it, but you cou ld risk ruining the friendship eh?