I lost my watch at a club. I thought I would never find it, but I decided to try.
Sure enough I found it, but there was a dude standing on it. The worst part was, he was being very handsy with this women. When she made it very clear that she didn't want "it" he slapped her.
That's when I sprung into action and knocked him out.
Because you don't hit a women. Not on my watch.
@YEE, I've tried uploading it in pic form, but it gets rejected every time 😒
@D0N RAM0N, that made me laugh harder then I want to admit
@YEE, it's absolutely wonderful and I laughed quite a bit and I'm ok admitting it
@D0N RAM0N, all the mods saw it and thought "tl;dr"
@D0N RAM0N, #bestrejectedpics
@D0N RAM0N, good for you, about time someone took him out. That was the second time in an hour he shoulda been clocked. Best minute of my day sir.
@D0N RAM0N, I've seen this in pictures on here before and was mildly amused but this made it better
@D0N RAM0N, ugh I commented that before for a repost joke time but i got late to the update, and got like 8 likes
@D0N RAM0N, they probably don't upload them because its insensitive, you know for the watch
@D0N RAM0N, most upvotes I've ever seen!
@D0N RAM0N, no I've seen a picture like that before! Maybe someone else uploaded it? I'm 100% sure I've seen it though
@D0N RAM0N, it's already been reposted in pic for multiple times.
@D0N RAM0N, too bad it would be a repost
@D0N RAM0N, I GET IT!!
This is beautiful. Also, what's bill Cosby like in person?
@Ford9863, i heard he's cool at first but he'll eventually put you to sleep.
I roofie myself to forget the pain *stares out window*
Should also stuck a note on his back saying "I tried to date rape a girl but someone saw me and switched drinks. When I pass out stick cucumbers soaked in alcohol into my a$$hole then light them on fire".
Today is the day that I would have turned 23! I guess that makes me 23 years old anyway.
@JackoftheDead, congratulations!... I mean, happy Thanksgiving! Crap.. Hakuna Matata! You know what I mean
@Sriracha, *¡Féliz Navídad!
@Sriracha, Feliz cumpleaños! Muerda mi culo metal brillante!
@YouJustLostTheGame, bite my butthole bright metal?
@YouJustLostTheGame, aa, ya entendí
Bs this was uploaded my stuck pixel
@Mr McFun, *by
So they were drinking the same thing?
@The Trash Goblin, yeah... While this story is definitely possible it isn't totally plausible. I thought the same thing too.
That's justice at its best
I'll take sh!t that never happened for 500
Feel like it was pretty unlikely they were drinking the same thing.
You da real mvp.
The Bartender then savagely butt-rapes the passed out guy...; the guy wakes up in the back alley the next day and says "Man....I have to quit Jack Daniels; it's tearing my ass up..."
I probably would have contacted the police and red flag a rapist
Plot twist: girl goes to jail
If i could ever find this person id buy them a drink. Don't worry, i only drug my own drink
I think I would have called the cops
@GeneralTreesap, ?por que no los dos?