Turned 17 today. I'm finally old enough to use this app I've been using for the past several years.
@Vesrox, *calls stuckpixel police*
@Vesrox, Happy Birthday!
@Jesus Crust, thanks
@Vesrox, great right? I turned 17 last month and have had this app since I was a dumb 12 year old (thank god I didn't comment back then). Happy birthday! We can see R rated movies now!
@LokisGoddess, I completely forgot about the movies thing. Finally won't have to get other people to buy my tickets.
But I have to poop.
@Deuces22, *look at funny pics
@Deuces22, you shall not passss a turd baby.
@Titaintium, I have been a little constipated lately. Guess I should eat a fiber bar.
@Deuces22, oh yeah. Eat one and then tell me about your bowel movements... too eager?
They should have used a grey mop head for the beard.
Zip your fly, you fools!
@DrunkenMonkey6303, you sexy fvcking rebel.
@DrunkenMonkey6303, flush you fools
(Looks at bucket) CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
But I will piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssss
Diarrhea is neither late nor is it early...it arrives precisely when it needs to.
I can dam sure try, just watch me
Pisses from a distance
Doesn't say anything about charging my watch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)