@Abusive Breasts, ok, yes.. I'm sorry I lied
@BaconPopsicle, I'm sorry you lied about me lying because you lied
@Abusive Breasts, *Civil War meme*
@BaconPopsicle, That's my job.
@Massive Liar, liar
@Devils Avocado, *sniff* Does anyone smell something burning?
@Massive Liar, I believe it's your pants, sir
@Devils Avocado, Nah, I'm sure it's just a cigarette or something.
@Massive Liar, you know best
@Devils Avocado, 😉
I feel this guy. Wait, not like that! Just- ugh nevermind... (Slinks back to launchpad)
When your man girl likes you shaved and your side hoe likes you with a beard
How did he grow half of that hair and not d other half???
I use chemotherapy to shave. I never miss a spot
When you can't choose an appearance
What an odd looking woman
that's one hairy mic he has for gaming.
*Covers half of screen with index finger*
@Hamilton Porter, y'know, he's actually pretty attractive both ways. The half/half is the only way he looks funny.
He missed his eyebrow
This sometimes happen to me when a job ask for a clean shave no facial hair and I have a couple of minutes to go to work
That looks like his face
Just shave the spot.
Or look like him..
@Suspicious Tophat, you don't understand! You're outside and you realize you missed, like, five hairs, but it feels like you make not have shaved at all and everyone can tell AND YOU BEGIN TO WONDER WHY YOU EVEN BOTHERED LEAVING YOUR HOUSE AGGHHH!