Let's be honest here, if your best friend was a pussy, you wouldn't be complaining so much.
@Radically Irrational, I mean technically, girls have pussies, so having a girlfriend means having your best friend be a pussy
Story of my life
Owner abuses him badly
@DrunkenMonkey6303, makes him do push-ups until he pukes
I have the weirdest lady boner.
His best friend could be an asshole too
@TheBookEscape, Somebody likes butt stuff.
@Hey Chuck, nope, was just thinking if the person was gay.
@TheBookEscape, but what if you are bi, can you have two best friends?
@Hey Chuck, that works too
Sexy bodies next pic
Gets shoved in a dark hole and does push ups until he throws up.
Pee pee vagina
My penis best friend is Mr left hand.... :/ unless someone here has a pussy that wants to be his best friend ;)
@The Notorious Joker, I've got a cat!
@Sriracha, and I've got a dog named dick...they'd make a great couple. And you know what they say about pet relationships....they always work best when the owners are dating as well...so in other words...hello Ms lady! ;)
@The Notorious Joker, hello sir! I think thats a swell idea! 😆
I can abuse to this. :)
Never gets to see his best friend ..... only in movies. :-(
*Looks down* Sorry pal,I know I shouldn't beat you everyday,but it's just so much fun!
It's funny because of the F word.
He likes it though
@Scottles, that's right, my penis is a masochist!
@Scottles, how do you know that?