When I finish in 34 seconds, my girlfriend finished 27 seconds ago
@Bantersaurus Rex , when I finish in 34 seconds, I clean up the mess. ;)
@Bantersaurus Rex , just look at her and say "it's ded, it's Hella ded"
@Bantersaurus Rex , *highest of fives*
Even though you finished quickly you had the foresight to create some interesting shapes on her back, very nice of you
@IAmIcarus, took a lot of spunk to do all that art work.
3.4 hours right here, ladies.
What is that all over their backs? Did they just shoot a space porn?
It's most likely sunscreen. There's a new trend of "sunburn/tan tattoos"
When Ronda rousey knocks out women, they cheer. When Bill Cosby does it...I'll stop
The picture in the back has nothing to do with the words... this bothers me
Who's Ronda rousey and why is she having sex with your girlfriend? Why are there spectators?
I've never seen a more explanatory picture accompanying a phrase. Wow. That just provided so much clarity into what was being said. Dude. I get it now.
34 seconds? I'm lucky to last 20 seconds...*ahem*...in the ring of course...
@keltik055, that's all the time needed right?
I have disease where I cum out my bum