"Today we feast as kings!"
@chickenridingcow, TODAY WE DINE IN HELL!
@I Sith You Not, *TONIGHT
We must kill it before it reproduces.
@I shjt you not, tries to kill it *hits an egg sack and spiders poor out* *burns down house*
@I am bacon man, *spiders escape*
@I Sith You Not, *Does a lot of pollution related actions to increase global warming* *The earth catches fire from these events* "THERE! That should kill those fvckers*"
@Palm Tree Branch, *Spiders survive and conquer the world*
@I am bacon man, my brother found a spider on the ceiling above me in the bathroom... He tried to get it, fails, it falls to the ground and crawls under the cabinet, never to be seen again... OR SO I THOUGHT. Was gonna take a shower a few days later and guess what I found near my foot?
Semi related note: I have a bro spider at my house. He sets up his web at night, catches all the mosquitos, then eats his entire web in the morning so I never have to walk through it.
Natural selection at its finest.
Fly, you fools!
He will get so fat! Wait....can bugs get fat?
@Scottles, they'd probably die considering the exoskeleton wouldn't be able to contain their fatass
I bet that spider wasn't friend-zoned.
On the bright side, they do put on a great shadow puppet show.
"Now I know why humans cook things before eating them! This is delicious!