A circlejerk would literally be the circle of life.
@tumblretard, how have you not been up voted more
@tumblretard, especially if it's 5 or more people
@tumblretard, how enlightening
What if I masterbate 17.36 times a day?
@Abusive Breasts, then you need physical therapy and a cone on your dick
@Greninja, the cone would need to be really long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Abusive Breasts, How would one measure .36 of a masturbation? Do you do it by number of strokes?
@Abusive Breasts, did it not quite work out on the 18th attempt
@Greninja, I have problems man
@ExtremelyIndecisive, one day is more than the rest of the week? I dunno maybe its a month scale that might be easier to come up with
@dxtibbs, maybe he just goes straight through the day and lasts so long, he finishes one after midnight?
@Abusive Breasts, reminds me of Pineapple Express when he said he's had sex 2 and a 1/2 and times. "How do you have sex 2 and a 1/2 times?!" "I don't know, I dipped a ball in."
@Abusive Breasts, you only need to masturbate one or twice per day for a few hours straight
Bow before your god
Im masturbating right now
@Lonely Monkey Fart, great we all needed to know that :D
I would outlive the universe
Masturbate one a day live forever+ more :)
So is this picture apparently. #repost
I feel like "I'm immortal" should have come before "be jealous".