Do I use sanitizer to remove viruses?
@lowton, actually, viruses can be killed with magnets. The more powerful, the better.
@Devils Avocado, I thought the consensus was borax?
@Devils Avocado, I feel sorry for the idiot that takes you seriously
@Ima6pack, I don't, it's a perfect situation. If they believe that, they don't belong on the Internet :)
@Devils Avocado, I have not thought of it that way before, that is brilliant you demonic avocado
@lowton, I usually take mine to the doctor for vaccinations. In some cases you motherboard May contract autism but only in new computers.
Sounds more effective than me throwing it through the window.
Make sure to lather it in butter and salt to erase any trace of your browser history from the cyber police
@Swigity Swooty, then bake it at 325 for 15 minutes
Why would you want to get rid of cookies. Cookie monster would not be happy.
Did you know washing your mother will clean out even my toughest sperm?
@Dank User, keep my mom out of this and I'll keep this out of your mom
@Dank User, i thought the same thing with your mom, then 9 months later you were on my doorstep
Instructions unclear. Chips Ahoy factory burning to the ground.
@Neodymium Dan, No! Not my main line of diabetus.Now all I have are twinkies.
You can was all parts in your computer as long as its disconnect from electricity and is 100% dry before you reconnect it.
Thanks for the advice! I've been looking for a way to get ride of all those pesky cookies! You don't happen to know how I can download more rams do you?
@fishlish, get a ram, kill it, then pour it's blood on the computer
@frosty licker, is that the correct way to add more ram?
I'm 99.99% sure that this is a bad thing to do
@TheKen42, Nah, it's perfectly safe ;)
@Einhardt, it actually is as long as you fully dry everything out before you power up
As a matter of fact I didn't
-an actual quote from Bill Nye.....you know, the science guy
Socket 478 pentium 4 board
In my experience just pressing alt F4 fixes most problems on a computer
Does it have to be dawn? Cuz I like dawn
True story: My friend's graphics card was broken and some guys on the internet told him to bake his laptop in the oven. Safe to say it didn't end well.
And waxing your modem makes it go faster.
I fear for the people who actually go out and attempt this,
This makes me cringe
-Bill Nye the Science Guy
Should I tell him?
Really? Let me try this.
Someone somewhere is going to believe this
Funny pics! I keep getting sent to Apple App Store kicking me out of the app multiple times please fix this I like this app
@ZZTopComment, it's just force ads
If that doesn't work out butter on the keyboard.
@Unhappy Customer, gahh my spelling. I must commit Sepuci
Should I do this in my heat sink?
My compooder has cookies!? Yum!
@natedagr8, Not the kind you would want to eat...