You go to McDonald's every day?!?! Somebody needs to see supersize me.
@Soylent Blue, super size super size me American way any time any day any way your gonna pay
You drive a toyota? I'm sorry
@Paperbag, Toyota SUVs & trucks are pretty decent cars, more durable than almost anything else
Three condoms? Is that necessary?
8am - 9pm apple
You do realize Toyota is more American than you think, right?
Lol also who uses nokia?
Feels like nothings there.
Lol it's funny cuz this happens for no one on this app.
I dont shave every day and don't use axe and three condoms?
Why would you need condoms to fap?
I dunno about you, bit I drive a Dodge.
I can't believe how true this is.
Toyota = crap. Quit buying foriegn cars and buy American! Help our economy..
@The Muffin, American cars are crap also European cars are actualy the best eg BMW
For me... 00:00 -10:30, Bed company. 10:30-00:00, Nexon, Toshiba.
Wow! Whoever made this obviously has a lot of spare time and what's with the weird times
Yep, had sex with 3 woman in 50 minutes !
Who drinks coffee after they brush their teeth?
Eurex with Vaseline? No?
No comments...feels so lonely here...
I can relate to casio because its my watch and..I...check it...every morning........TO MEXICO
Well this is even more awkward
Well this is awkward :/
Durex 3 times.....AWWWWW YEAH
Too many reposts!
Judging by this guys schedule, he's prob a one-hit-wonder, no need for 3 snakeskins.
This would be true other than the fact that axe is terrible
They forgot to add an XTRA SMALL next to the durex
they forgot apple
Cool story bro
No shampoo at night? You're discussing.
My bf used a durex condom for our first time ;)
Toyota? May as well make that durex into kleenex and vaseline...
U use axe and still get laid 3 times a day?
Jeesus dude, three condoms and 50 minutes? Little modest aren't we?
I can't afford name brand...
Like this guy had sex 3 times in 50 minutes that should have just said Fap!!!
Soooo nobody wants to comment
Captured me so well.
I love Nescafé, too bad they don't have the good kind in America
10:10-11pm: Gay threesome.
Why the military time? AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT!
...mother of god. I found a picture without any comments. Date: 5/19/13
instead of durex, it would be pornhub for me :(
Out of all the cars you choose Toyota.
day 199 i cant find my day out of the random section help
First bitches! Lol
Patrick: I don't get it
Im the first commentor
This is actually a tv commercial schedule
How do you go to McDonalds every day and get some every night?