I have as many oscars as Leonardo Decaprio
@Zestastic, and me and Bill Gates have a combined wealth of $80 Billion 😉
@Zestastic, you too! We should start a group! Call it normals..nononono. Thats stupid. Your turn..
@Zestastic, not anymore
@REAPEROFSOULS1179, ripperoni me
@REAPEROFSOULS1179, but I still have more top comments than him, isn't that all that matters
@Zestastic, not anymore bjtch!
@voices in your head, this was made before him winning
@Zestastic, lol I know
"Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton".....brutal \m/
@Taquito Speedo, *bushing your teeth
@Taquito Speedo, but they aren't bone as such, soooooo
How do you bush your teeth?
@D0N RAM0N, i usually prefer shrubbery but bushes are cool too
@D0N RAM0N, go to France and find a lady
@WelI Obviously, #bestcomments
@D0N RAM0N, I literally could not read the rest of the pics after that. Every sentence after all I hear in my head is "bushing....bushing...bushing"
Bela and Edward...Stephanie Meyer is an even bigger asshole than I thought.
@Ajunta Pall, and to think, she was already pretty high on the list
@Ajunta Pall, eeeh, I'm leaning the other way on this. It shows she has a decent grasp on the history of vampires and storytelling. Better than us, anyway, apparently.
I like how it says "when" for aliens coming to Earth and "if" for Leo's Oscar. And time doesn't matter. Leo will live forever.
Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
The one about dogs chewing shoes to keep you from leaving made me feel
I would let that alien invade my planet ifyouknowwhatimean
@Tactical Bagel, she would sacrifice you to the swarm
@Tactical Bagel, she was hotter before she became part of the zero swarm. Look up 'Sarah Kerrigan'
@Tactical Bagel, if aliens really did come to earth, my first thought would be "can I have sex with them?"
@thehomage, Idk, it really depends on your perspective. If your really fvcked up like me, you think zerg Kerrigan is hotter.
I never make fun of fat people who exercise. Well, I mean, when I see a fat man running out on my running trail and his boobs are flopping up and down I laugh, and the sweat on his body makes it look like he just got out of a pool disgusts me. But bearing those 2 burdens alone AND trying to lose weight makes me realize I have more respect for him than I've had for myself in 20 years. *sobs uncontrollably*
That last one is DEFINITELY my fetish.
The picture and the words
@Unavailable Walrus, bloodhound gang
I like bushing my teeth.
Omg that Kerrigan.
@Ice Deliverer, I have to find who did that kerrigan. FOR SCIENCE.
Is the last one not how normal people have sex..
Heh, implying that Leo's performance in Titanic is Oscar-worthy.
I hate hearing a song from my personal music library play on the radio because it ends up being over-played and I get sick and tired of it.
So much thumb