Ask about his candy van.
@mrmcmo, he doesn't have one any more. It was taken because he was DUI
@mrmcmo, ask about the bodies ...
"And that's how met your mother!"
@Abusive Breasts, It was a good comment until your grammar mistake
@fuzzythabunny, you'll get the I later
Jared from Subway doesn't know how to play the game right..
@ComedyPro, Jared isn't allowed anywhere near children
Why is that little girl wearing a bra hat
@Tigerlily23, that's not a hat nor a bra... It's something called a hair drawing
@Tigerlily23, because one of the children is wearing a turkey leg.
@TrustMeImAnEngineer5, Thats not a turkey leg. Thats a chicken leg.
On an maybe related note i had to friendzone a girl and now i feel like crap for it, what should i do guys?
@Sm4sh Villager, FVCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
@Sm4sh Villager, tell her you are gay
@Sm4sh Villager, friendzone more and more people. The guilt wears off.
He's the jerk in the circle, known also as...
duck duck grey duck?
Duck duck grey duck
Little did they know they were playing the duck duck goose of life😱
Okay........you can have an upvote
So I took this girl I like to the movies. She wanted to watch Fantastic Four. I like this girl so much, I sat through that horsecrap. I'm not sure if it helped my chances.
Learning their AA,B,Cs