I'm an atheist but still, this picture is full of ignorance.
@FrenchCanadianBitch, you the real MvP
@FrenchCanadianBitch, if you think the picture is full of ignorance, take a gander at the comment section.
Ohh I can hear the fire from here. Better get my tank cause it's going to be a flame war
Didn't Jesus' face appear on the toast? I'm pretty sure that Jesus is God's son.
@E MACHINE98, God is the trinity, The big man upstairs, Jesus, and the spirit
@Penitent Tangeant, Yeah he sent himself down to die for himself, so that he could make a loophole to forgive himself and everyone else for flaws he gave them himself.
@E MACHINE98, im pretty sure he is too, theres bivle proof, reaserch it! 👍
@Swagglington, research* how did i even mess that up.....
@Penitent Tangeant, Thanks for explaining. I truly don't understand most of the religious stuff.
@E MACHINE98, to bad really. I as a Christian am a bit disheartened whenever I hear that but then again I fail to educate my self on other beliefs and religions when I'm urged to do so by others.
@Penitent Tangeant, bible doesn't support the trinity. John 1:1 is often misinterpreted because of the outdated English found in the King James Version
@GlassCutterNipples, God is God. He isn't split into 3. He is the most powerful 1.
@Penitent Tangeant, I was taught that God the eternal father, his son Jesus Christ, and the Holy Ghost are three separate beings who are of one purpose. That is what I was taught, and that is what I believe.
@TheColossalTitan, amen to that
@Magnamon, I agree
The true creator is The Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!
I know this is true because I have a book that says it is true,
I don't need any evidence to prove it, and I refuse to use logic and reason
@DaddyWurzel, shall I donate money for the cause?
@Chirplez, no, donate it to scientists to cure diseases,
because although they say Jesus healed a few sick people, him or his Dad are doing F-all about it now,
bit of a mistake creating cancer in the first place really...
@DaddyWurzel, I did a presentation on pastafarianism in my religions class with a pasta strainer on my head. Long live the FSM!!!
@Tostada Master, pasta be upon you my child 🍝
So much wrong here... Lets just take away the religion and focus on the graph. Wtf is this graph? You're measuring the dependant variable, for one, no constant interval with the times (graph is biased). I mean really, the miracles should go on the x axis and the time on the Y, fixed intervals, make sure the miracles of God are actually on there, not Jesus' "miracles", too. This just dumb as hell, njgga
@Lui CaIibre, wut? Intervals are not required to be fixed (that's why logarithm scale can be used). Time is usually x because it can be continued. The first three events were not Jesus. Did you mean "So much wrong here..." to refer to your statements?
How do you know if someone is an atheist? They'll tell you
Or maybe people dont notice and believe as much?
syphilus is still very much at play...trust me...
"Why does God kill people (create cancer and other diseases) ..well actually there was no death in the beginning but adam and eve chose to sin after specifically being told not to this world is full of sin infact we are born into this world full of sin and because of sin we have things like cancer and other diseases God just doesnt sit in heaven going...eh you die ...dont like you and you seem like a great person to die also just because youre a Christian doesnt mean you wont suffer through bad things infact the world is more agaisnt you than anything but you keep your faith and you love everyone no one is perfect an for some reason people like to assume christians are and attack them when they slip up but God is still working in the world today what i do hate is when people say " oh why are there starving kids why doesnt God help" a doctor doesn't go into surgery without tools and what not ever think maybe we are Gods tools we should be helping these children if everything was perfect
@child lover, seriously? Adam and Eve???
@DaddyWurzel, well yeah...the two first human beings but there is speculation among bible scholars that all of creation and what not might have been more than 7 days because time doesnt "exist" to God and there could have been other humans because after Cain kills abel God puts a mark on him so when he goes into town people will know hes a killer so
@child lover, yes I know the story, I've read the entire bible,
but it's not true
@DaddyWurzel, well that is your belief and to me it takes more faith to not believe in God than to believe i mean if there isnt a God then were just these useless sacks of atoms floating around in space waiting to die but as Lecrae has said if im wrong i wasted a life time if youre wrong youre wasting an eternity
@child lover, I'm not waiting to die, I am just a bunch of atoms, that is a fact, a proven fact, but I'm far more empty space, over 99.9999999% empty space in fact.
As nice as it sounds, there is no everlasting life, and why only for humans?
What's so special about them?
And at what point in evolution did God say "right you're human looking enough now to get into heaven, but no apes"?
If any of the thousands of gods were ever proven real, then I would believe.
But Yahweh the God of the bible... I would never pray to such an evil deity, I don't agree with his morals or even the morals of Jesus
@DaddyWurzel, hey Wurzel see you're fighting the good fight over here :P
@child lover, you realize that Adam and Eve mated, had a child or children and either two children procreated with each other or a parent did it with the child.
Logic at its finest ladies and gentlemen.
@LostLogic, yes, as a Minister of The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster it's my duty to spread the word of His Noodleyness,
it's the the most peaceful religion, no wars, no beheadings, no witch burning ect
And we don't have a God that murders innocent children and orders the killing of babies and pregnant women (unlike several other more popular religions)
Plus our holy book admits the lies, contradictions, and mistakes it contains.
@LostLogic, I think Ken Ham will have an answer for this
@DaddyWurzel, well humans were made in the image of God through creation not evolution im not denying any science yeah the universe is huge heaven isnt in space is a spiritual place now like i said im not saying science isnt true i do believe in natural selection and alot of other things but just because you have science doesnt mean you dont have God
@LostLogic, well i did just say that there could have been other people like i had said the Bible says after cain killed abel God put a mark on Cain so when he went into town people would know
@child lover, a deist god or something that started the Big Bang is a remote possibility but very improbable,
every explanation for the universe in the way we understand it so far works perfectly well with no god or gods.
Still thinking of possibilities is one thing, but facts are facts not opinions,
you can have your own opinions but not your own facts,
humans evolved from a common ancestor of chimpanzees, this is a fact, and it's only been confirmed more and more over the last 150 years, there's no getting away from it.
Even the biggest churches in the world have accepted this.
@DaddyWurzel, not all have accepted we did have a time where the biggest scientist of that time thought our world was flat everyone has their beliefs facts or not yes i do believe in a higher power you might not im not denying some other scientific facts as we see many churches and whoeevr that guy was who debated bill nye idk his name i dont believe babies come from a stork or whatever i didnt watch the debate just heard he said some stupid stuff but like i said i do believe in God but also dont disprove science but just becuase i dont necessarly believe in evolution doesnt mean im a simple minded christian ...i do wanna apologize for my horrible grammar so far
@child lover, my grammar isn't up to much, I left school at 11 years old so had to pick the rest up as I went along.
You know who would make the coolest god?...
Thor, I'd pray to that dude,
he's a badass
@DaddyWurzel, well i am sorry to hear that but if i didnt believe in God id probably just worship chris Pratt. ..well...more than i already do now
@DaddyWurzel, Flying Spaghetti Monster FTW.
It was Jesus who walked on water, not God. I thought that was common knowledge.
@C BOT, Jesus is god the father, god the son, Jesus and the holy ghost Jesus was just god walking amongst men
@C BOT, Jesus is God
@C BOT, God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are all one in the same, all different parts of one God.
There is no God. Evolution FTW.
@LostLogic, your username suits you very well then I see
@GlassCutterNipples, it does suit him. Lost logic seems to be something he points out.
@GlassCutterNipples, I wouldn't bother trying to argue with him. He won't back up his statements with facts
@ archiethesailor, I'll back them up for him if he won't
@ archiethesailor, there's no need to back up his facts. That's all there is to it
@LostLogic, "unless one has a shallow understanding of science or religion, there is no contradiction in being religious and being scientific in ones thinking." - Paul G. Hewitt (American physicist, former boxer, uranium prospector, and author)
@Raki Zaki, I like that quote :D
We wouldnt need God "God doesnt give you more than you can handle" that has to be the stupidest thing ive heard if you could handle everything we wouldnt need God wed be our own gods....sorry for the rant
@child lover, God gives us things we cannot handle alone. We can only handle it through him.
I'm not participating in this one, but I will pop back time and again to see how this pans out. Chao
Why are locusts a miracle, they nasty
@SethEtho, because it was a plague on the ruler of Egypt so he would release the Jewish slaves he had first it rained frogs then plague of locusts the his first born died then moses parted the red sea
@SethEtho, now that I think about it I didn't answer the question moses prayed for a plague viola I'm paraphrasing of course
Must have been asleep during the Holocaust
@Breakingbullet4, The Holocaust wasn't the first catastrophe that happened to Jews. Ever heard of the Babylonian exile?
@CriTiKa1, so i get downvoted and you get up voted
What is this picture trying to say
@onewhowatches, I think it's trying to say that goat herding tribes from thousands of years ago witnessed acts of God far more frequently than people do now.
Does the Christian God even have a face?
@socks and sandals, yes its Jesus' face because they are one in the same
@socks and sandals, Yes, and every eye will see it one day.